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Gadfly
08-02-2017, 07:44 AM
The owner of that holster does only have one arm. I know the guy who made that, or claimed to

Well, way to bring down the funny with a dose of harsh reality... now I feel bad for jacking with a guy who is overcoming his handicap, and is putting in work with no excuse...

I assumed derp, not adapting and overcoming.


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Jamie
08-02-2017, 08:01 AM
The owner of that holster does only have one arm. I know the guy who made that, or claimed to have.

Good on him!

I would therefore assume he would be reholstering after dropping his spent magazine, then inserting his fresh mag (obvious observation I know).
I would hope he'd consider an SCD as the potential for rushing the reholster would initially run pretty high... I would think.

Not necessarily a shameless plug for Tom, just thinking of safety in running this setup.

orionz06
08-02-2017, 08:13 AM
Well, way to bring down the funny with a dose of harsh reality... now I feel bad for jacking with a guy who is overcoming his handicap, and is putting in work with no excuse...

I assumed derp, not adapting and overcoming.


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Good on him!

I would therefore assume he would be reholstering after dropping his spent magazine, then inserting his fresh mag (obvious observation I know).
I would hope he'd consider an SCD as the potential for rushing the reholster would initially run pretty high... I would think.

Not necessarily a shameless plug for Tom, just thinking of safety in running this setup.

I poked fun at it as well about a week or two back in a holster group on Facebook as someone posted it and others were wanting to replicate it so there was some fucktardery there but the person who claimed to have made it said that the dude didn't have enough of a left arm to make it useful.

blues
08-02-2017, 08:14 AM
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Yesterday there was the "boot grip"...say hello to the "sandal grip". Now you can stop flip-flopping on your carry options.

octagon
08-02-2017, 08:48 AM
I poked fun at it as well about a week or two back in a holster group on Facebook as someone posted it and others were wanting to replicate it so there was some fucktardery there but the person who claimed to have made it said that the dude didn't have enough of a left arm to make it useful.

That said the gun still isn't fully holstered and has the trigger exposed on the outside with the triggerguard not sitting in the holsters molding.

Gray222
08-02-2017, 08:48 AM
I poked fun at it as well about a week or two back in a holster group on Facebook as someone posted it and others were wanting to replicate it so there was some fucktardery there but the person who claimed to have made it said that the dude didn't have enough of a left arm to make it useful.

Well that makes sense.

orionz06
08-02-2017, 08:56 AM
That said the gun still isn't fully holstered and has the trigger exposed on the outside with the triggerguard not sitting in the holsters molding.

Yup, no idea what's going on, I just ragged on the spare mag location and never gave it more thought as I didn't think it deserved it.

Shellback
08-02-2017, 10:58 AM
https://westernrifleshooters.files.wordpress.com/2017/08/dgl_ymcumaakr6z.jpg

MistWolf
08-02-2017, 06:11 PM
https://westernrifleshooters.files.wordpress.com/2017/08/dgl_ymcumaakr6z.jpg

Trust in Me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-pFfE4RFUU

walker2713
08-03-2017, 07:48 AM
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Casual Friday
08-03-2017, 12:03 PM
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blues
08-03-2017, 12:11 PM
I notice you didn't include Beretta...somebody musta got paid off...

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR-mhNjON1NYnX4Wct7zAlOu18ZkhDN5b8l5tgfwVnlVuFC34Bi

Gadfly
08-03-2017, 12:18 PM
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This is true... but Glock knows she is not as sexy to look at. so she makes up for it with hard work... She makes sure your dinner is always hot, dishes are clean, lawn is mowed. She does not need fancy lingerie. When she gets too fancied up, she knows she looks ridiculous (cough cough... Salient ... cough cough). She is a simple reliable gal, that may not impress all of your friends, but she is ALWAYS ready to go. Old reliable. She never says "no", and she is not afraid to get dirty.

Everyone knows that stuck up HK gal may look good, but she will drain your wallet...
And that Sig gal may look good outside but its all make up (rainbow titanium finish anyone?)..

hufnagel
08-03-2017, 12:31 PM
This is true... but Glock knows she is not as sexy to look at. so she makes up for it with hard work... She makes sure your dinner is always hot, dishes are clean, lawn is mowed. She does not need fancy lingerie. When she gets too fancied up, she knows she looks ridiculous (cough cough... Salient ... cough cough). She is a simple reliable gal, that may not impress all of your friends, but she is ALWAYS ready to go. Old reliable. She never says "no", and she is not afraid to get dirty.

Everyone knows that stuck up HK gal may look good, but she will drain your wallet...
And that Sig gal may look good outside but its all make up (rainbow titanium finish anyone?)..

You sir, get a like.

NEPAKevin
08-03-2017, 12:56 PM
Everyone knows that stuck up HK gal may look good, but she will drain your wallet...
And that Sig gal may look good outside but its all make up (rainbow titanium finish anyone?)..

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Glenn E. Meyer
08-03-2017, 02:32 PM
Anybody who posts Ms. Highpoint should be banned,

NEPAKevin
08-03-2017, 02:45 PM
Anybody who posts Ms. Highpoint should be banned,

Those things have a name?

Learn one new thing today. Check.

blues
08-03-2017, 02:51 PM
Those things have a name?

Learn one new thing today. Check.

I thought that was the gal in the robbery video posted a few minutes ago...

MistWolf
08-03-2017, 03:14 PM
This is true... but Glock knows she is not as sexy to look at. so she makes up for it with hard work... She makes sure your dinner is always hot, dishes are clean, lawn is mowed. She does not need fancy lingerie. When she gets too fancied up, she knows she looks ridiculous (cough cough... Salient ... cough cough). She is a simple reliable gal, that may not impress all of your friends, but she is ALWAYS ready to go. Old reliable. She never says "no", and she is not afraid to get dirty.

Everyone knows that stuck up HK gal may look good, but she will drain your wallet...
And that Sig gal may look good outside but its all make up (rainbow titanium finish anyone?)..

That's why I went with Walther. Hard worker, reliable, easy to get along with, fun, always has my back, forgiving, confidence inspiring, good looking and never smacks you in the forehead just because she feels like it

NEPAKevin
08-03-2017, 03:30 PM
I thought that was the gal in the robbery video posted a few minutes ago...

Googled "miss higoint ecards" and those things came up?

CSW
08-03-2017, 03:37 PM
I carry a Walther also :
P99as.
Here are the Walther girls :
Miss :
Ppk
PPS
P5
P88
Ccp
P99as
PPQ
PPQ m5
And last but not least,
Miss Creed on the right.

http://i40.tinypic.com/2w6b7zt.jpg

JackRock
08-03-2017, 04:46 PM
I carry a Walther also :
P99as.
Here are the Walther girls :
Miss :
Ppk
PPS
P5
P88
Ccp
P99as
PPQ
PPQ m5
And last but not least,
Miss Creed on the right.

http://i40.tinypic.com/2w6b7zt.jpg

I, and the PPQ on my hip, can't help but agree with this!

hufnagel
08-03-2017, 05:07 PM
I feel like this thread is derailing, and i'm ok with that.

http://manybrightdots.com/twg/pictures/sota/memes/ross.GIF

hufnagel
08-03-2017, 07:13 PM
http://i.imgur.com/8uGZFgm.jpg

Yea. Marines.

Andy in NH
08-04-2017, 10:17 PM
http://dailypicdump.com/media/20170804/crystal-healing-works-feel-great-knowing-minor-prang-world.jpg

Bigghoss
08-05-2017, 12:32 AM
So is the HK slap considered domestic violence now?

Wondering Beard
08-05-2017, 07:50 AM
I actually can imagine the following happening:

https://static.pjmedia.com/instapundit/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/Trump-as-Hillary-600x322.jpeg

BehindBlueI's
08-05-2017, 10:18 AM
https://scontent-sea1-1.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/s480x480/e15/10838302_1404692513155102_360357561_n.jpg?ig_cache _key=ODY3NjMzNDUwMDE3MTgxNjQ0.2

Drang
08-05-2017, 12:06 PM
I've been saving this one on my hard drive for a special occasion.
I broke it out yesterday on Twitter, for those jackasses who claim that Dana Loesch made up the verb "to fisk (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Fisk#Fisking)" in her NRA ad.

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(Right. Dana Loesch said the NRA is going "to fist" the media. I think I need a quadruple facepalm meme...)

HCM
08-05-2017, 12:40 PM
http://dailypicdump.com/media/20170804/crystal-healing-works-feel-great-knowing-minor-prang-world.jpg

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walker2713
08-06-2017, 06:23 AM
https://vimeo.com/69310297

JohnO
08-06-2017, 07:18 AM
https://scontent.fbed1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/p180x540/17883851_10158812506900713_6678343755015962771_n.j pg?oh=ecf0cef02e080976a3eae14c7c6c784e&oe=5990270F


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Wondering Beard
08-06-2017, 09:16 AM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DGUZm4wUQAARVjD.jpg

Bigghoss
08-06-2017, 09:30 AM
Am I the only one that prefers bone-in watermelon?

okie john
08-06-2017, 09:33 AM
Am I the only one that prefers bone-in watermelon?

Yes.


Okie John

s0nspark
08-06-2017, 10:17 AM
Am I the only one that prefers bone-in watermelon?

Is that anything like the scene in that American Pie movie??

Wondering Beard
08-06-2017, 11:06 AM
Am I the only one that prefers bone-in watermelon?

Isn't that a bit seedy?

HCM
08-06-2017, 11:11 AM
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Greg
08-06-2017, 11:11 AM
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CCT125US
08-06-2017, 11:22 AM
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Glenn E. Meyer
08-06-2017, 12:32 PM
Is that anything like the scene in that American Pie movie??

This is an anthropology joke:

An anthropologist is discussing gender differences in a tribal culture. To prove one's manhood, the adolscent male has to have successful sex with a melon. The women in the audience go: "Ugh".

The men in the audience go: "Hmm - a melon?"

Bigghoss
08-06-2017, 07:07 PM
Is that anything like the scene in that American Pie movie??

I knew someone was gonna take it there. And yet, I said it anyway.

http://www.nataliedee.com/011812/i-will-never-look-at-a-melon-the-same.jpg

But always use protection or this will happen.
https://s3.amazonaws.com/rapgenius/lazy-baby-eat-watermelon.gif

RJ
08-07-2017, 12:32 PM
https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170807/aa76f688a107f352d376687ba9558a41.jpg

NEPAKevin
08-07-2017, 01:13 PM
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warpedcamshaft
08-07-2017, 02:20 PM
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Probably more dangerous than lawn darts...

If someone has photoshop, they should make a better version of this.

octagon
08-07-2017, 02:42 PM
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Probably more dangerous than lawn darts...

If someone has photoshop, they should make a better version of this.

Why not just throw a real one? Oh wait too dangerous.:)

RoyGBiv
08-07-2017, 02:48 PM
https://photos.smugmug.com/Other/Pictures2/n-MbxPq/i-JkQgN4p/0/91e0eb60/L/i-JkQgN4p-L.jpg

1911nerd
08-07-2017, 02:48 PM
Millenials the music video.

https://www.youtube.com/embed/hLpE1Pa8vvI

MistWolf
08-07-2017, 04:43 PM
Woohoo! The middle of page 333!

Fortunately not all Millennials are lost. Both of mine have Bachelor's degrees and are in the Air Force. One was recently promoted to Staff Sergeant and is a supervisor in his engine shop. The other was commissioned as a 2nd Lieutenant and is in flight school. Yep. I gotta love my Millennials

SunTzu
08-07-2017, 05:37 PM
This is true... but Glock knows she is not as sexy to look at. so she makes up for it with hard work... She makes sure your dinner is always hot, dishes are clean, lawn is mowed. She does not need fancy lingerie. When she gets too fancied up, she knows she looks ridiculous (cough cough... Salient ... cough cough). She is a simple reliable gal, that may not impress all of your friends, but she is ALWAYS ready to go. Old reliable. She never says "no", and she is not afraid to get dirty.

Everyone knows that stuck up HK gal may look good, but she will drain your wallet...
And that Sig gal may look good outside but its all make up (rainbow titanium finish anyone?)..


https://youtu.be/9NF5XU-k2Vk

Wondering Beard
08-07-2017, 05:44 PM
http://www.saysuncle.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/threeperAR-450x264.jpg

SeriousStudent
08-07-2017, 08:41 PM
https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170807/aa76f688a107f352d376687ba9558a41.jpg

Ihr Kampf?

1slow
08-07-2017, 10:34 PM
Name: cucumber.jpg Views: 173 Size: 61.2 KB



SIZE QUEEN !!!

HCM
08-07-2017, 11:57 PM
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Odin Bravo One
08-08-2017, 05:55 AM
How I feel at times reading Pistol Forum......
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Drang
08-08-2017, 06:02 AM
How I feel at times reading Pistol Forum......
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You never go anywhere else on the Internet, huh?

Meme thread, ob Meme:
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Odin Bravo One
08-08-2017, 06:20 AM
Generally, no I don't. I buy things from the internet. I send and receive emails. I do banking and pay bills.

I don't use social media. I gave up on other firearm related forums years ago. The firearms related opinion based groups on the internet have shown me that such places on the internet are not a viable resource for quality information so I generally avoid it except for purposes that provide a benefit.

hufnagel
08-08-2017, 06:38 AM
http://www.saysuncle.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/threeperAR-450x264.jpg

https://i.imgflip.com/1tr5bl.jpg

Chance
08-08-2017, 09:53 AM
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45dotACP
08-08-2017, 11:52 AM
Millenials the music video.

https://www.youtube.com/embed/hLpE1Pa8vvIHeh I had a solid lol there. Funny video.

How's the joke go? "If I had a dollar for every baby boomer who told me millennials are terrible, I'd be able to buy a house in the economy they destroyed"

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1911nerd
08-08-2017, 12:23 PM
Heh I had a solid lol there. Funny video.

How's the joke go? "If I had a dollar for every baby boomer who told me millennials are terrible, I'd be able to buy a house in the economy they destroyed"


I'm not quite 40 and my parents are 5-10 years older than the oldest baby boomers and they still say: "Good luck, you're going to need it".
Still, I recently visited a well-known startup in San Francisco, and the millennial derp was *strong*. I've personally hired several millennials and the ones that
fit the stereotype were impressively smart and impressively lazy (and now very much gone). The ones we kept: they work and are solid citizens.

Trigger
08-08-2017, 02:49 PM
I found another internet video drop-test of the SIG P320 -- dropped down the stairs:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBIrQV9PxHg

RoyGBiv
08-08-2017, 04:00 PM
I laughed, but I don't think the folks involved intended it to be funny...

Painting of Statue of Liberty as Muslim woman in Democratic congressman’s office stirs controversy (http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2017/08/08/painting-statue-liberty-as-muslim-woman-in-democratic-congressman-s-office-stirs-controversy.html)

http://www.ocregister.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/0804_nws_ocr-l-painting-02.jpg?w=620

hufnagel
08-08-2017, 04:14 PM
Lies. If it were a true muslim woman you wouldn't be able to see her hands or face.

Gray222
08-08-2017, 04:20 PM
I laughed, but I don't think the folks involved intended it to be funny...

Painting of Statue of Liberty as Muslim woman in Democratic congressman’s office stirs controversy (http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2017/08/08/painting-statue-liberty-as-muslim-woman-in-democratic-congressman-s-office-stirs-controversy.html)

http://www.ocregister.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/0804_nws_ocr-l-painting-02.jpg?w=620

Wearing make up, and being depicted by a man, not halal at all.

Chance
08-08-2017, 05:46 PM
The memes from the P320 thing are almost as good as when United almost beat the asshat to death.

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UNK
08-08-2017, 05:47 PM
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LOKNLOD
08-08-2017, 05:54 PM
The memes from the P320 thing are almost as good as when United almost beat the asshat to death.

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Somebody needs to photoshop Bruce Gray into that...



(Sorry Bruce)

JCS
08-08-2017, 08:02 PM
https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170809/e9ab3b37454fec27e86f23585c41864f.png
This one is too good not to post.


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Gio
08-08-2017, 09:26 PM
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LOKNLOD
08-08-2017, 11:22 PM
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Trying to be a "glock killer" usually doesn't mean trying to replace it in the hand-grenade kaboom jokes.

HCM
08-09-2017, 12:09 AM
Wearing make up, and being depicted by a man, not halal at all.

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TXBK
08-09-2017, 07:48 AM
http://i.imgur.com/mbdDQvLl.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/3DqADQnl.jpg

Totem Polar
08-09-2017, 10:57 AM
https://media1.giphy.com/media/9ZVvKT8NXSAcE/200w.gif#36-grid1

TXBK
08-09-2017, 12:33 PM
http://i.imgur.com/gIuEJRJl.jpg

Greg
08-09-2017, 03:35 PM
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Gio
08-09-2017, 06:56 PM
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Gadfly
08-09-2017, 07:31 PM
https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170810/891f51aa1336dfabcd1bf036787027e0.jpghttps://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170810/c7691f711a09c482b20777c4812481a4.jpghttps://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170810/87e2ab3d89559a67401885f45d629c59.jpghttps://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170810/5deca984851067e26d4fa08bfb3bfddb.jpg


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Gadfly
08-09-2017, 07:32 PM
https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170810/820f7422a71fedda37f311a8d2e78777.jpghttps://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170810/5c689542ecbe1b22e0f4a573704e37e7.jpg


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Gadfly
08-09-2017, 09:05 PM
https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170810/b765dfec80b89d7be62d0a9e5a5a7d2d.jpg


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TheNewbie
08-09-2017, 09:19 PM
The P320 memes are simply joy bringers to the world. Keep em comming.

Gadfly
08-10-2017, 08:39 AM
https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170810/36a1e6490b1abb24e5ac5164ea28db7d.jpg


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Gadfly
08-10-2017, 08:40 AM
My personal favorite so far. It is just spot on snark...


https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170810/b2f3c0ebcfa336fda0f47128cb4f5b09.jpg


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Gio
08-10-2017, 11:14 AM
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BehindBlueI's
08-10-2017, 03:22 PM
https://www.ingunowners.com/rimg.php?referer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ingunowners.com %2Fforums%2Fshowthread.php%3Ft%3D440735%26page%3D4&src=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v499/cdu_duck/tacticalSAA-1.jpg

Old school tactictool.

DEG
08-10-2017, 07:40 PM
https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170811/0f6f05c49bb8a020f4a02aeebc1888b3.jpg

RoyGBiv
08-10-2017, 08:32 PM
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PNWTO
08-10-2017, 08:39 PM
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Bigghoss
08-10-2017, 10:08 PM
Why did I never think to put guacamole on a BLT? That looks delicious.

CSW
08-11-2017, 06:29 AM
https://img.memecdn.com/no-sandwich_o_1043690.jpg

https://img.memecdn.com/do-you-see-that_o_200544.jpg

Wondering Beard
08-11-2017, 08:54 AM
https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-5JJXxKg-R5M/WY2cLIehogI/AAAAAAAAdcc/Gyn14_U2jiUBGMitU5bscAD2f3nJ_CTdACKgBGAs/s1600/Sarcasma.png

Glenn E. Meyer
08-11-2017, 12:42 PM
For the decisions on ammo choice: JHP or Ball

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Wondering Beard
08-11-2017, 04:56 PM
For the decisions on ammo choice: JHP or Ball

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Those that play against this guy (Marouane Fellaini) favor 00 buck.

jwperry
08-11-2017, 08:39 PM
https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-5JJXxKg-R5M/WY2cLIehogI/AAAAAAAAdcc/Gyn14_U2jiUBGMitU5bscAD2f3nJ_CTdACKgBGAs/s1600/Sarcasma.pngI want to like/unlike/like this repeatedly!

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TXBK
08-12-2017, 07:25 AM
http://i.imgur.com/ybd9kS0l.jpg

LockedBreech
08-12-2017, 10:05 AM
https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170812/d7ef3032f4eaf438ed114869f151adb8.png


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punkey71
08-12-2017, 02:45 PM
https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170812/4c1a13504090987586b5f89ca3bf86a6.jpg


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SamAdams
08-12-2017, 03:10 PM
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Wondering Beard
08-12-2017, 06:13 PM
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HCM
08-12-2017, 06:55 PM
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RoyGBiv
08-12-2017, 07:41 PM
https://scontent.ford1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/20664507_1982902648390135_3577003640420360801_n.jp g?oh=37df65f944c7c870689c60e29c9e4041&oe=59F84497

HCM
08-12-2017, 08:57 PM
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JSGlock34
08-13-2017, 09:26 PM
Not really a meme but...

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RoyGBiv
08-13-2017, 11:17 PM
^^^ First world fire power.

RoyGBiv
08-14-2017, 05:55 AM
http://i63.tinypic.com/28w0wb8.jpg

RJ
08-14-2017, 10:49 AM
https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170814/d8cce38ea1e7fa057bb5463dc0b8a18e.jpg

rd62
08-14-2017, 09:20 PM
https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170814/d8cce38ea1e7fa057bb5463dc0b8a18e.jpg

Now that's just ridiculous!

Trump would obviously use a B1B or similar!

MGW
08-14-2017, 09:44 PM
Not a meme but my daughter sent this to me and I thought it was hilarious. I'm not even a fan of the office.


https://youtu.be/Vmb1tqYqyII

Bigghoss
08-14-2017, 10:32 PM
Not a meme but my daughter sent this to me and I thought it was hilarious. I'm not even a fan of the office.

https://youtu.be/Vmb1tqYqyII

I need to go back and rewatch the series.

CSW
08-15-2017, 05:39 AM
Another youtube link...


https://youtu.be/09q04Dlh7r8

hufnagel
08-15-2017, 06:39 AM
Bring back parachute pants!

(I'm thinking tactical parachute pants could be an interesting thing.)

HCM
08-15-2017, 06:54 AM
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MistWolf
08-15-2017, 10:39 AM
Confucius said "By three methods we may learn wisdom: First, by reflection, which is noblest; Second, by imitation, which is easiest; and third by experience, which is the bitterest"

Which means, the next time your wife catches you napping in your hammock and asks why you are doing nothing, you can tell her "A wise man knows it is better to reflect on his chores and be noble than to experience his chores and be bitter"

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Bucky
08-15-2017, 03:27 PM
http://manybrightdots.com/twg/cache/sota/memes/shot-timer.jpg.small.jpg

I just skimmed through 85 pages, lot of good ones, but this is my favorite, and most relatable ... and describes what my Sunday was like. :(

PNWTO
08-15-2017, 05:10 PM
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Wondering Beard
08-15-2017, 05:20 PM
#Commalivesmatter (https://pistol-forum.com/usertag.php?do=list&action=hash&hash=Commalivesmatter)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DHDrXttXkAApxik.jpg

Wondering Beard
08-15-2017, 05:22 PM
Your moment of Zen

https://scontent-frt3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/20799315_1453747694742228_6726876190767882724_n.jp g?oh=5934eece03bb7925b7989fc99bc80702&oe=5A37368A

OlongJohnson
08-15-2017, 08:17 PM
#Commalivesmatter (https://pistol-forum.com/usertag.php?do=list&action=hash&hash=Commalivesmatter)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DHDrXttXkAApxik.jpg

Punctuation matters.

RJ
08-15-2017, 08:47 PM
Punctuation matters.

I am snickering out loud.

My wife is going What The?

:cool:

hufnagel
08-15-2017, 09:00 PM
Always knew she was a sick, evil, wench.

RJ
08-15-2017, 09:10 PM
Always knew she was a sick, evil, wench.

https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170816/9a7fd6fd7bcc391dd1f58553b8a972b5.png

RJ
08-15-2017, 09:56 PM
https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170816/4a48e84bbf1242ed090de56c8a8d50a3.jpg

RoyGBiv
08-15-2017, 09:57 PM
https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170816/4a48e84bbf1242ed090de56c8a8d50a3.jpg

I'm organizing a rally. In?

TAZ
08-15-2017, 10:00 PM
I'm organizing a rally. In?

In. Can you see if brother Soros can foot the airline bill??

RoyGBiv
08-15-2017, 10:02 PM
In. Can you see if brother Soros can foot the airline bill??

The Kochs are the Sugar Daddys round here.

RJ
08-15-2017, 10:16 PM
I'm organizing a rally. In?

Only if The Bangles are playing.


https://youtu.be/Cv6tuzHUuuk

TAZ
08-15-2017, 10:50 PM
The Kochs are the Sugar Daddys round here.

Soros, Koch... what ever it takes.

Shellback
08-16-2017, 08:36 AM
https://westernrifleshooters.files.wordpress.com/2017/08/dhtt8ckxuaeig8o.jpg

Greg
08-16-2017, 11:48 AM
Idiots are everywhere!
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CSW
08-16-2017, 07:16 PM
Idiots are everywhere!
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Perfect......

RoyGBiv
08-17-2017, 07:05 AM
https://scontent-dft4-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/20729324_1495522377175115_1756891532892843534_n.jp g?oh=d7118c732e93be38d5845ab79eb191cb&oe=5A2CE26C

OlongJohnson
08-17-2017, 09:02 AM
In honor of all the P320 drop testing:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42WNHGr1jGI

hufnagel
08-17-2017, 12:09 PM
To be clear I would NOT feel safe jumping out of anything while a P320 was on my hip. I'm not even worried about it falling out of a holster and hitting the ground.

Chance
08-17-2017, 02:34 PM
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Drang
08-17-2017, 03:38 PM
Bill Whittle posted this on Twitter:
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NEPAKevin
08-17-2017, 04:06 PM
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1slow
08-17-2017, 05:40 PM
19122
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50 years of leftist/socialist/communist government and public education.

RoyGBiv
08-17-2017, 05:45 PM
19122
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The result of everybody having to prove, beyond all reason, that they personally don't dislike Black People.

LockedBreech
08-17-2017, 06:23 PM
https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170817/06cea828c33467c3eb05fb390e17de59.png


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TXBK
08-17-2017, 08:39 PM
http://i.imgur.com/XmaM0I1l.jpg

SeriousStudent
08-17-2017, 08:54 PM
Mama's pretty smart.

hufnagel
08-17-2017, 09:13 PM
OT is always cash money for me.
as in I don't do it without it being paid in cash, in my hand, when i'm done.

RoyGBiv
08-17-2017, 09:16 PM
https://i.imgflip.com/1rofth.jpg

TXBK
08-17-2017, 09:36 PM
Well, I get paid a day rate now. So I make the same, whether I work 1 hr. or 24 hr. So, a 24 hr. day pretty much automatically equals at least a 36-60 hr. day.

But, when I did work by the hour, it was bad enough to work 84+ hr. in a week. If you worked any at all in the second week, almost all of it was lost to taxes. No BS!

ReverendMeat
08-17-2017, 11:12 PM
https://i.imgflip.com/1rofth.jpg

Slaves didn't build the pyramids...

JAD
08-18-2017, 06:12 AM
Slaves didn't build the pyramids...

Maybe -- and I'll take the word of Herodotus over modern archeologists who say "look, these guys who built pyramids were buried in something nicer than a mass grave, so none of them must have been slaves." Keeping in mind there is a liberal revisionist goal of 'proving' that no Africans ever held slaves and it's entirely a white invention.

But be that as it may, the joke is that the pyramids are monuments to slavers, which they most certainly are -- the biggest monuments to the biggest leaders of the biggest slaveholding culture in history.

hufnagel
08-18-2017, 06:17 AM
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0049833/
pretty sure this movie said they were slaves. :D
wonder how long until that movie is banned or erased from history (and do I have a copy of it.)

walker2713
08-18-2017, 06:41 AM
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Wondering Beard
08-18-2017, 10:45 AM
Finally a worthwhile complaint:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DHZo6y4VwAEx0mZ.jpg

Mntneer357
08-18-2017, 12:08 PM
Edited, left pic out

Mntneer357
08-18-2017, 12:10 PM
50 years of leftist/socialist/communist government and public education.

This. And shitty parenting coupled with a mentality of no one being held responsible for anything, ever.

walker2713
08-18-2017, 01:19 PM
Wolf Blitzer is driving, and Jim Acosta is riding shotgun.....

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After posting this, and reflecting on it....

I apologize to REAL clowns around the world...it's an unfair comparison.

hufnagel
08-18-2017, 01:27 PM
yes, but the CNN clowns are far scarier.

MistWolf
08-18-2017, 02:37 PM
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Because we lost Martin Luther King

Drang
08-18-2017, 04:15 PM
https://i.imgflip.com/1rofth.jpg

I just stole the shit out of that...

walker2713
08-19-2017, 05:42 AM
There's some really good advice here....


https://youtu.be/OEvMc-K8XHY

RoyGBiv
08-19-2017, 09:36 AM
https://kek.gg/i/rGB73.jpeg

RoyGBiv
08-19-2017, 09:38 AM
https://scontent-dft4-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/20525650_1466893093379008_5961542174723685199_n.jp g?oh=4896393a65e0b3613fd51c695cb2307d&oe=5A2CA38D

TXBK
08-19-2017, 01:45 PM
http://i.imgur.com/9Og7iIDl.jpg

HCM
08-19-2017, 02:02 PM
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SeriousStudent
08-19-2017, 02:15 PM
I would not be amused either. She should provide red Solo cups.

Everybody swigging from the same bottle is just gross. I don't know where those other peoples' lips have been.

jwperry
08-19-2017, 02:28 PM
19218I did the same thing years ago with a bottle of Jim Beam. Sky Harbor(PHX) almost didn't let me through.

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Wondering Beard
08-19-2017, 03:21 PM
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Is this for real?

HCM
08-19-2017, 03:55 PM
Is this for real?

I think so. Why ? Looking for a future ex - wife ? ;-)

She has bad decision written all over her.

RJ
08-19-2017, 04:53 PM
https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170819/421e29367bb0301b8fa6d1730f92ab8f.jpg

hufnagel
08-19-2017, 04:58 PM
I think so. Why ? Looking for a future ex - wife ? ;-)

She has bad decision written all over her.

You made me laugh heartily with that. You sir, get a like.

Wondering Beard
08-19-2017, 06:46 PM
I think so. Why ? Looking for a future ex - wife ? ;-)

She has bad decision written all over her.

Ha! :-)

Now I know to avoid catching a flight that early in the morning.

JAD
08-19-2017, 09:33 PM
https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170820/8b48391b6dd0c068e1b9e6b3b224e922.jpg

RoyGBiv
08-20-2017, 12:20 AM
https://c1.staticflickr.com/5/4384/35840604314_dc8fe405c5.jpg

Totem Polar
08-20-2017, 01:45 AM
Truth:

Totem Polar
08-20-2017, 01:47 AM
Also, posted on FB by a FedLE friend of mine who pedals a Challenger SRT....

5pins
08-20-2017, 05:05 AM
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CSW
08-20-2017, 05:28 AM
https://img.memecdn.com/rmx-new-meme-psycho-bunny_o_497850.jpg

RJ
08-20-2017, 03:51 PM
https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170820/21840a55c18c4ead51529bef2870c633.jpg

Wondering Beard
08-20-2017, 04:53 PM
For the lazy among us ;-)

http://uberhumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/bd1cssaoh6gz.png

Wondering Beard
08-20-2017, 04:54 PM
http://gunfreezone.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/First-They-came-GFZ.jpg

1slow
08-20-2017, 07:54 PM
Nazis are socialists.

Francis
08-20-2017, 08:18 PM
Nazis are socialists.QFT

JAD
08-20-2017, 09:33 PM
Nazis dress too snappy to be socialists. Say what you will, those D bags are strack.

Wondering Beard
08-21-2017, 08:23 AM
http://gunfreezone.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/First-They-came-GFZ.jpg

Since this has gotten quite a few likes, I'd like to give you all a reminder about "they" ;-)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qtw4y6A31i0

Chance
08-21-2017, 08:42 AM
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Wondering Beard
08-22-2017, 03:53 PM
Not a meme but this is the world we live in.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DH18-rQXgAEOj9a.jpg

hufnagel
08-22-2017, 04:12 PM
Yea... if you're a white man holding a BLM banner, confronting a black man holding a rebel flag, you (whitey) might just be wrong.

Gray222
08-22-2017, 04:37 PM
Yea... if you're a white man holding a BLM banner, confronting a black man holding a rebel flag, you (whitey) might just be wrong.

Anyone holding a BLM banner has things they need to work out.

hufnagel
08-22-2017, 04:46 PM
Anyone holding a BLM banner has things they need to work out.

... good point.

MistWolf
08-22-2017, 10:40 PM
Anyone holding a BLM banner has things they need to work out.

You mean as in they might be constipated?

MistWolf
08-23-2017, 02:02 AM
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CSW
08-23-2017, 06:02 AM
https://i.redd.it/g6rgbzl9arqy.jpg

23JAZ
08-23-2017, 07:58 AM
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RJ
08-23-2017, 10:11 AM
https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170823/00bd159402d807709eabdafe2faa28ef.jpg

MistWolf
08-23-2017, 10:36 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBfb2w03Vu0

Doc_Glock
08-23-2017, 11:25 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBfb2w03Vu0

That channel is brilliant satire.

LorenzoS
08-23-2017, 01:28 PM
That channel is brilliant satire.

These days I can't even tell what is satire or not anymore.

Gun Mutt
08-23-2017, 01:54 PM
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Made me think of this:
...with her high-laced stockings and her sweater so tight. I asked her her name, she said her name was "Maybe."


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCXYxGFbsBs

MichaelD
08-23-2017, 10:10 PM
Made me think of this:
...with her high-laced stockings and her sweater so tight. I asked her her name, she said her name was "Maybe."


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCXYxGFbsBsI'm sorry to say I know the actual reference for the meme:

https://youtu.be/fWNaR-rxAic

Sero Sed Serio
08-23-2017, 11:19 PM
https://youtu.be/AMAMhxM9wn0

Not a meme, but just good old fashioned hilarity that needs to be shared.

I wasn't exactly looking for something set to music, but this was the best video quality I could find. That being said, I couldn't help but watch it through all the replays, and I laughed every time.

I've already got word to a Phoenix PD buddy that if he finds out which Officer actually fired the pepper ball, to pass along my offer to buy him/her a drink.

Drang
08-24-2017, 05:29 AM
LOL'ing at the dude in the Colon Kipperdick jersey helping him off the street...

CSW
08-24-2017, 05:36 AM
http://riggedit.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/AntiFa128riggedIT.jpg

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/244/482/43f.jpg

https://i0.wp.com/fmshooter.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/antifa-meme.jpg?resize=676%2C442

RoyGBiv
08-24-2017, 06:49 AM
^^^^ "Tolerance Candle" FTW! :D

RJ
08-24-2017, 11:23 AM
https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170824/3717ad78e4f412e357bdf4f0d76b37d1.jpg

Wondering Beard
08-24-2017, 03:05 PM
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/7f/9e/72/7f9e724b3a4cfbc96dfc29c6689e0e60--glock--bugs-bunny.jpg

punkey71
08-24-2017, 10:36 PM
https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170825/48a329f52d588aa947412435cfc36355.jpg

No finger grooves! FINALLY!!

Probably gonna get a Gadget for it though.


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s0nspark
08-24-2017, 10:40 PM
https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170825/48a329f52d588aa947412435cfc36355.jpg

No finger grooves! FINALLY!!

Probably gonna get a Gadget for it though.


Call me crazy but I think I'd have to throw an aftermarket trigger guard on there too.

BehindBlueI's
08-24-2017, 11:44 PM
https://www.miataturbo.net/attachments/insert-bs-here-4/35061d1330153334-random-pictures-thread-only-rule-post-here-more-entertain-me-meme-kw-5.jpg

RJ
08-25-2017, 12:16 AM
https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170825/7cac673fac79d346f05323ee36fe6cd6.jpg

okie john
08-25-2017, 02:14 PM
http://i.imgur.com/j2LgH1n.jpg (http://imgur.com/j2LgH1n)


Okie John

Wondering Beard
08-26-2017, 05:13 PM
Gotta love amateur astronomy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DH02SOhXcAAIedK.jpg

Larry Sellers
08-27-2017, 10:19 AM
Couldn't help myself. https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170827/22d043b438553466f754f0619c67c3ec.jpg

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Lon
08-27-2017, 11:39 AM
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Greg
08-27-2017, 04:30 PM
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MistWolf
08-29-2017, 12:53 AM
The view of Mount Rushmore from Butt Montana

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Guerrero
08-29-2017, 07:20 PM
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Greg
08-29-2017, 10:18 PM
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P30
08-31-2017, 06:06 AM
Illuminati:

https://68.media.tumblr.com/101a63649320aebc76131250d562426e/tumblr_inline_o93qodKONX1trkp7x_1280.png

octagon
08-31-2017, 10:56 AM
Illuminati:

https://68.media.tumblr.com/101a63649320aebc76131250d562426e/tumblr_inline_o93qodKONX1trkp7x_1280.png

Someone missed the eye in the rear thigh area in the fur.

Guerrero
08-31-2017, 01:36 PM
Someone missed the eye in the rear thigh area in the fur.

Not to mention the rear ankle, under the tail, and the back if the neck.

octagon
08-31-2017, 01:54 PM
Not to mention the rear ankle, under the tail, and the back if the neck.

Not a triangle but an eye like shape here in black.

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Guerrero
08-31-2017, 01:56 PM
Not a triangle but an eye like shape here in black.

19504Oh. Good one

NEPAKevin
08-31-2017, 02:02 PM
Or, do the Illuminati just want you to think it was missed so they can see who is watching the watchers?

Drang
08-31-2017, 03:00 PM
Or, do the Illuminati just want you to think it was missed so they can see who is watching the watchers?

Fnord!

Chance
09-01-2017, 08:10 AM
19514

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5pins
09-01-2017, 08:44 AM
19516

blues
09-01-2017, 09:06 AM
19515

Antonio Banderas must be auditioning for a role in a Benjamin Button / Dorian Gray sequel...

iWander
09-01-2017, 09:25 AM
19516Wow.

SeriousStudent
09-01-2017, 09:50 AM
19516

We had a couple like that at our church.

On the last two national elections, they showed up wearing sweaters for a Presidential candidate, and passed out leaflets.

The rest of the congregation was not amused. They have since found another place to worship.

Peally
09-01-2017, 10:32 AM
They have since found another place to worship.

The local Democrat party office?

JTQ
09-01-2017, 02:09 PM
Antonio Banderas must be auditioning for a role in a Benjamin Button / Dorian Gray sequel...
Not Benicio del Toro?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSpdcbhjXJU

Chance
09-01-2017, 02:33 PM
My Intro to CSE class is primarily first-semester freshmen. After introducing myself: "Who's talking...? Shut up."

Student comes up to me after class, shakes my hand, and says, "So you're a Marine too?" :o


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cRwIqTe4AE

UNK
09-01-2017, 03:43 PM
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BehindBlueI's
09-01-2017, 03:46 PM
Dorian Gray sequel...

I just keep reading The Picture of Dorian Gray. It never gets old.

RJ
09-01-2017, 09:09 PM
Heh.

https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170902/0ae0c68e6b6bac13dfea5c7156866562.jpg

RJ
09-01-2017, 09:10 PM
And for all you .mil guys.

https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170902/5e86025bb54865757806ed27b329676f.jpg

hufnagel
09-02-2017, 06:51 AM
that meme is getting a LOT of play.

and of course I gotta ask, is the round switch another case of them trying to "fix" the arrow instead of the indian?

okie john
09-02-2017, 10:35 AM
I just keep reading The Picture of Dorian Gray. It never gets old.

I see what you did there.


Okie John

Chance
09-02-2017, 01:11 PM
This had me howling. God, I love Texas.

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Drang
09-03-2017, 12:39 AM
Before anyone asks me about a 6.3 magnitude earthqauke on north Korea just a little while ago:'19579

hufnagel
09-03-2017, 08:32 AM
I see nothing about this on the news.

HCM
09-03-2017, 10:41 AM
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Wondering Beard
09-03-2017, 11:17 AM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DItaR9pXUAAaRx2.jpg


https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DIYKu15XYAAQfAW.jpg


https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DIIEwPGWAAA_h6F.jpg


https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DIBoxHpXcAAyew9.jpg

Glenn E. Meyer
09-03-2017, 11:50 AM
19604

Only in TX

SecondsCount
09-03-2017, 11:45 PM
19399

It's perfect!

Nobody that I know has ever accused Glock of making a good looking handgun ;)

RoyGBiv
09-05-2017, 12:58 AM
https://i.imgur.com/zsBWGvt.jpg

CSW
09-05-2017, 05:46 AM
http://i.giphy.com/xT1XH20G3oezQ9Jiq4.gif

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/59/5e/35/595e35523084a682981e0042a5db2f4c.gif

RJ
09-05-2017, 08:18 AM
https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170905/d9be46b42417c292093e6111398d780c.jpg

Wondering Beard
09-05-2017, 11:31 AM
https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-l6obPVasyJc/Wa12LTSFgMI/AAAAAAAAdrg/iIkyH4J-ygwVhEkqkIWHc7i2i75GzG0GQCKgBGAs/s1600/Politics%2B101.png

BehindBlueI's
09-05-2017, 09:10 PM
This had me howling. God, I love Texas.

19570

I showed this to my wife.

She said, "who the fuck eats vegan?"

My wife almost never curses. It was hilarious.

hufnagel
09-05-2017, 09:34 PM
https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170905/d9be46b42417c292093e6111398d780c.jpg

can we exempt american flags and other patriotic symbols? especially if they're colorized? because 'murica!

(disclosure: I have no such items in my possession. I'm too much of a cheap bastard to spend extra money on it.)

Malamute
09-05-2017, 09:50 PM
https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170905/d9be46b42417c292093e6111398d780c.jpg

Wait, how about the ones with the little horses? I like the ones with the little horses.

UNK
09-05-2017, 10:31 PM
19704

Larry Sellers
09-05-2017, 10:50 PM
Forgive me, jealousy is abound. https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170906/a42a039277bd7c73fcca2b12d3f0e3cf.jpg

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