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    Police investigate man for Revenge Fart.

    A man has been reported to police for emitting what has been described as a “revenge fart” after a woman refused to have sex with him.
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    She should go fight ISIS. Would give her some perspective.
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    I wonder if there is a statute of limitations on this?
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    Quote Originally Posted by nyeti View Post
    I wonder if there is a statute of limitations on this?
    The law on this is clear.... PV=nRT
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    Quote Originally Posted by nyeti View Post
    I wonder if there is a statute of limitations on this?
    Depends on whether the windows are open.


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    I admit some jealousy. I can't ever seem to rip loose a really smelly one in revenge to anything. Instead my bad gas only appears in ready volume when I am doing things like...having a conversation with a standing member of the National Academy of Science or a potential employer...or a potential reviewer. Or (when I was single) with someone I wanted to ask out. Or in front of my therapist...

    But when some a-hole cuts me off in the beer aisle at the grocery store and I want to leave him a smelly aerosol finger in return? Nope.

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    Its a mans only natural defense to the opposite sex.
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    I guess revenge is a dish that actually can be served warm; who knew?

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    Damn...that level of performance on demand... I feel like I must salute the man for an impressive cold bore killshot

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    Quote Originally Posted by RoyGBiv View Post
    The law on this is clear.... PV=nRT
    Ideally.
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