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    Quote Originally Posted by ccmdfd View Post
    I think it was some sort of rite of passage.

    Must have been somewhere there in the grandmother instruction manual.
    It had to be.
    "... And miles to go before I sleep".

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    Quote Originally Posted by blues View Post
    LOL.

    But grandma always had Mercurochrome with that little wand applicator.
    I still have it!
    Ken

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    Quote Originally Posted by HeavyDuty View Post
    I still have it!
    How long you been a grandma?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MistWolf View Post
    How long you been a grandma?
    My whole life.
    Ken

    BBI: ...”you better not forget the safe word because shit's about to get weird”...
    revchuck38: ...”mo' ammo is mo' betta' unless you're swimming or on fire.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by HeavyDuty View Post
    My whole life.
    Oh, Man- You're one HeavyDuty Grandma!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Guerrero View Post
    Did you ever find the parenting manual? Almost 18 years later and we still can't find ours.
    No, I never expected a manual but my previous life experiences and education utterly lacked anything related to babies. With both my wife’s and my parents being far away and borderline or across the border crazy people there was little support and passing of knowledge. My life has also lacked mentors.

    We were saved by my wife’s best friend from high school who is a midwife and stayed with us for the first 2 or 3 days. Two is a small number but it is a lot of babies.

    Shit is still hard but different and maybe I am older and more broken down.

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    [emoji3595] You've discovered why sleep deprivation is one of the most effective tools in finding a humans limits.

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