Now this is just cruel:
To Ensure Maximum Suffering, Hell's Film Library To Contain Only Christian Movies
HELL—In a somewhat ironic move to ensure maximum suffering among the people there, Hell has announced its film library will only contain Christian movies going forward.
"We thought about having really good movies but just having them buffering for eternity," said one spokesperson for Hell. "But this is even better: you can watch as many movies as you want, but they're all Christian films."
"Muahahahahaha!" he added.
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