Nah, I'll be busy replaying Kokoda to get a chance to return.
ETA: because this is the internet, I must disclaim that my comments are in the same good natured vein of sarcastically poking fun at a particular archetype of gunshop counter commando.
I will provide no impedance to these kind of jokes; they are electrifying. In fact, we could induct them into the hall of fame if we have the capacitance.
From Older Offspring after a discussion of coffee:
"If it doesn't come from the Kaffa province of Ethiopia, it's just hot roasted-bean juice."