Well, slight correction. I only need to drag the log into the front yard, not all the way onto the front porch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNjSU5ldZ2U
We are not actually in Louisiana, but here in SE Texas, we are nearby, and, my father was born in Crowley, LA. Our two-eyed dog regularly “trees” the urban ‘possums, on our back fence.