Oh, I didn't realize this stuff was still a thing. I remember when I first started training in MMA years ago that was something people would say online but I thought it had largely gone away over time with the growth in popularity of the sport. I think I've also insulated myself from seeing it by being a member here and on TPI.
I always love the "I'd just (headbutt/groin strike/fish hook/eye gouge)" thing, as if that is something that will be an easy thing to do against a high-level, well-conditioned fighter.