Also a coffee heretic myself. The Bustelo Espresso is good stuff in my pedestrian opinion as is Nescafé Taster's Choice French Roast Medium Dark Roast Instant (https://www.target.com/p/nescaf-233-...z/-/A-13481364) with a teaspoon or two of sugar.
I am sure that there those who'll sneer at what I like, but I am a simple guy who likes the simple stuff.
Although, I do go for the instant stuff mainly for convenience sake, I do on occasion break out the Pyrex Glass Percolator 7756 for a real cup (or 5) of the real brewed version using this https://www.blackriflecoffee.com/col...k-coffee-blend