There I was driving east down the highway when what do I see?
A porta-shitter/trash trailer combination cruising down the west bound lanes at 70 mph. The "honey wagon" shit pumper truck that it was previously attached too was blissfully unaware and headed west without looking back.
About 1/4 mile away and closing fast it swerves into the median and makes a beeline straight at me.
Luckily the median is way overgrown and fairly sandy in that spot so it lost speed rapidly and came to a toilet shaking, trash flinging stop just before it made it into oncoming traffic (namely me).
Not my zoo, not my porta-shitter so I kept on driving east and the honey wagon kept on going west until out of sight.
"How'd Jody die?"
"Kilt by a rogue shitter."
"Damn...."