Well.......
Due to the uprising and general whining, this "idea" has been shelved....hopefully permanently.
We were told this morning in roll call that it's officially dead in the water. I had inservice with one of the very high ups a couple of weeks back and expressed my general negativity in a most blunt fashion.
Pro tip: If you are admin, and you can't take someone cracking jokes about dumb ideas that admin comes up with, choose a different date to go to in-service. Some of us have been around long enough to know the fine line between expressing displeasure openly and insubordination.
Thanks for all the posts gents and ladies. It helped me steer in rough waters.