I have an 11 year old son who is too smart for his own good sometimes. The other morning I went in the bathroom after him and he left evidence of the poor aim boys that age are known for. Knowing how his mother would react (especially since he left the seat down) I took action first with a stern talking too about the situation. In the course of the lecture I pointed out that he is in a small bore rifle league and has no problem hitting a quarter at 50 feet so how is it possible to miss such a large target at such close range in the bathroom. This led to the following exchange.
“But dad, the rifles have sights on them.”
In a frustrated and sarcastic tone I replied, "Well then, how about if I screw some picatinny rail on your manhood and we put a red dot on it. Do you think that would help?”
His face lit up in a big smile and he exclaimed, “That would be so cool, I could have a TACTICAL penis!”
I laughed so hard my wife thought I was having a seizure.