lady friend and client of mine recently decided to get into guns. her first purchase M&P Bodyguard. I don't expect her to like it when she finally gets to shoot it.
I 'grew up' hanging around the excellent Bullet Hole in the KC area. They were very good folks, and let me and a couple of my gun nerd friends walk behind the counter and look at what we wanted, because we actually bought stuff, and were relatively safe. They rarely offered customers opinions, and when they did they were gruff and fairly well founded. "Do you carry Taurus?" "We used to."
Anyway, old Jim, who had put up with us chintzy, coon-fingering dweebs for a long time, used the same line every single time. We'd ask to fondle a gun, and after watching us for a minute he'd say, deadpan, "that'd be a good gun to have if the shit hit the fan."
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