Since we've been bumping threads... sorry for attention-whoring but I got to get this one out of my system.
Back in Jan. '15 the video of Zero doing a "AIWB Sock holster" hit the youtubes:
It didn't make it to this thread, but we were "discussing" it on Facebook and I wrote this one and gave Todd a special guest appearance as the guru of AIWB. We chuckled. That thread is long lost in the FB ether, but the son been hanging out in the "Notes" app on my iPhone since. I didn't want to to get lost forever if I forget and switch phones or something.
A couple things recently triggered me remembering it, so here it is. Take a minute and remember Todd and give a buck or two (or
at least $9.19) in his honor as
TC notes here.
"Drop It In A Sock" (obviously based on
Drop it Like it's Hot [video])
Instructor Zero (feat. Todd Green)
[Intro]
Shoooooooooooooot..
[Chorus - instructor zero]
When the profile is to low for ya
Drop it in a sock
Drop it in a sock
Drop it in a sock
When the holster cost to much for ya
Drop it in a sock
Drop it in a sock
Drop it in a sock
And if the mission has no latitude
Drop it in a sock
Drop it in a sock
Drop it in a sock
I got the Gshock on my arm and I'm pouring Monstah
And I roll right on the ground cause I got the camera on
[Guest Verse - Todd Green]
Uh! I'm a nice dude, with some nice things
See these Heirlooms, know how I got these?
I'm a survivor, million dollar arm
Metal in my bones like an x-man, son
Finest leather holster, it's an S-M-E
It's up front cuz I carry it A-I-W-bee
I'm T to the O to the Double D G
Todd Green get it right there is no E
Custom steel that'll make you feel for a single stack of pills
So don't try to run up on my ear talking bout a custom Glock
Woodburner stipple job looking like a turd drop
My 'smith works magic like an Asgardian
Keep trying for that coin but you will fail again
[Chorus]
[Verse - Zero]
I'm Italian, but ya'll knew that
Da Instructor Zero, I kinda sound like Borat
I keep frog shirt hanging on my front side
But only skeleton, yeah that's the SEAL kind
Ain't no other way to play the game with my skill
I shoot so well, You think I must be the real deal
Instructor Zero YouTube channel hero
I don't fake it, just break it, and when I make it
See I specialize in operatin' near naked
No heavy gear, hot en-vee-rohment
I will still be going after you are spent
Beretta or a Glock, I use a sock, don't burn my... Self
Take off the holster and just leave it on the shelf
I got the speed that will bring you to your knees
I pay my bills with all the YouTube royalties!
[Chorus]
[Outro]
shoooooooooooot
shoooooooooooot