Who ever made that meme has never been further west than Washington DC and certainly nowhere near Texas.
You can tell someone who lives in the West how many miles it is from point A to point B and we’ll give you a confused look and say “Ok. How many hours is that?”
A Texan will ask “How many beers?”
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"If I ever needed to hunt in a tuxedo, then this would be the rifle I'd take." - okie john
"Not being able to govern events, I govern myself." - Michel De Montaigne
You have great views! Id usually leave the door open, there were pretty good views there also.
Ive heard of using lime. I had also heard somewhere ages ago about the ash, it was free, available, and worked fairly well keeping flies and odors down. I kept a 5 gal metal trash can and scoop in the outhouse. Think i still have it for cleaning out the woodstove.
This was one of my places with an outhouse.
“Far better it is to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs, even though checkered by failure, than to take rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy much nor suffer much, because they live in the gray twilight that knows neither victory nor defeat.”
― Theodore Roosevelt
(Not thrilled by the "teacup grip", though)
If we have to march off into the next world, let us walk there on the bodies of our enemies.