So, I PMed @Maple Syrup Actual, and he was cool with me reposting these from TPI in the clear, given that Burning Man was recently in the news.
For those of you that have a TPI account, you might still be able to get to the threads here:
https://www.totalprotectioninteracti...ing-man-really
https://www.totalprotectioninteracti...-burning-man-2
AFAIK, those are the Burning Mans from 2013 and 2014, so awhile back. I have tried to keep the post formatting, splitting different posts with a long set of dashes. I have only included the original story, but you can check out the entire threads here if you want to read the follow-on discussions:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/12Nu...ew?usp=sharing
https://drive.google.com/file/d/12O9...ew?usp=sharing