We have a couple of ornamental trees in planters that are probably 2' tall and 18" across. We chose resin planters so they would be light enough for us to move. Concrete and 1/4" steel are also common materials for planters, and they can be much larger. Filled with sand/dirt/gravel and real or faux plant they would provide cover and might pass approval of a significant other.
I also remember from my younger days when I was single and had more disposable income a number of stereo loudspeakers designed to be filled with sand or lead shot to add mass and dampen vibrations. I suppose they might offer some cover as well. There are also speakers made of concrete, but they make the 8k couch appear a bargain in comparison.