I was at a dog park (first mistake) and a pit bull was making the rounds, charging every dog there, and he was getting ready to charge my Mal and I. Before he could, the Mal hit him first in the way only a Mal can, balls out, 110% effort, tan tornado. The pit bull backed down forthwith. I’m not saying my Mal would’ve won, but his level of commitment was higher than the pit’s.
#RESIST
"You can't win a war with choirboys. " Mad Mike Hoare