The best bet would just be to shut the fuck up and realize it’s a 50+ year old piece of metal not a tracking device.
Wander down to a local FAT D office and confess? Destroy something of intrinsic value? No thanks
There’s a real case to be made for Less goody 2 shoes, more shutting up and keeping away from attention that would ever reveal an antique of questionable origin.
I really don’t know where this permission seeking mentality comes from.
No one is telling anyone to buy coat hangers off wish dot com.
This ain’t the same ball park