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    Bottom line: Zero seems like a cool guy. He just gets a little carried away with his advertisement videos. But apparently that is the kind of thing his clientele is drawn to and you have to give him props for his shooting skills.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Irelander View Post
    Bottom line: Zero seems like a cool guy. He just gets a little carried away with his advertisement videos. But apparently that is the kind of thing his clientele is drawn to and you have to give him props for his shooting skills.
    So he appears to me too. It's like Italian driving in "Gumball Rally". When in Italy, shoot like the Italians.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Irelander View Post
    Bottom line: Zero seems like a cool guy. He just gets a little carried away with his advertisement videos. But apparently that is the kind of thing his clientele is drawn to and you have to give him props for his shooting skills.
    I lost all respect when he pointed HIS OWN gun at HIS OWN face, just to sell some pistol sights. IMO, big boys know the rules, and while they're blurred at times by those who practice gun play on a way range for a living, it certainly doesn't mean that once you have enough YouTube subscribers you're professional enough to be above them.

    People with his agenda, meaning individuals asking for money in exchange for instruction, need to set the example, and that's my biggest issue with Zero.

    Truth be told, he's entertaining, but I'm easily entertained, so don't take any suggestions from me on movie night. I subscribed to his channel, and I'm waiting with bated breath for the time he pulls a Tex Grebner, and the LOKNLOD chart buster that follows.

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    Since we've been bumping threads... sorry for attention-whoring but I got to get this one out of my system.

    Back in Jan. '15 the video of Zero doing a "AIWB Sock holster" hit the youtubes:


    It didn't make it to this thread, but we were "discussing" it on Facebook and I wrote this one and gave Todd a special guest appearance as the guru of AIWB. We chuckled. That thread is long lost in the FB ether, but the son been hanging out in the "Notes" app on my iPhone since. I didn't want to to get lost forever if I forget and switch phones or something.

    A couple things recently triggered me remembering it, so here it is. Take a minute and remember Todd and give a buck or two (or at least $9.19) in his honor as TC notes here.


    "Drop It In A Sock" (obviously based on Drop it Like it's Hot [video])
    Instructor Zero (feat. Todd Green)

    [Intro]

    Shoooooooooooooot..

    [Chorus - instructor zero]
    When the profile is to low for ya
    Drop it in a sock
    Drop it in a sock
    Drop it in a sock
    When the holster cost to much for ya
    Drop it in a sock
    Drop it in a sock
    Drop it in a sock
    And if the mission has no latitude
    Drop it in a sock
    Drop it in a sock
    Drop it in a sock
    I got the Gshock on my arm and I'm pouring Monstah
    And I roll right on the ground cause I got the camera on

    [Guest Verse - Todd Green]
    Uh! I'm a nice dude, with some nice things
    See these Heirlooms, know how I got these?
    I'm a survivor, million dollar arm
    Metal in my bones like an x-man, son
    Finest leather holster, it's an S-M-E
    It's up front cuz I carry it A-I-W-bee
    I'm T to the O to the Double D G
    Todd Green get it right there is no E
    Custom steel that'll make you feel for a single stack of pills
    So don't try to run up on my ear talking bout a custom Glock
    Woodburner stipple job looking like a turd drop
    My 'smith works magic like an Asgardian
    Keep trying for that coin but you will fail again

    [Chorus]

    [Verse - Zero]
    I'm Italian, but ya'll knew that
    Da Instructor Zero, I kinda sound like Borat
    I keep frog shirt hanging on my front side
    But only skeleton, yeah that's the SEAL kind
    Ain't no other way to play the game with my skill
    I shoot so well, You think I must be the real deal
    Instructor Zero YouTube channel hero
    I don't fake it, just break it, and when I make it
    See I specialize in operatin' near naked
    No heavy gear, hot en-vee-rohment
    I will still be going after you are spent
    Beretta or a Glock, I use a sock, don't burn my... Self
    Take off the holster and just leave it on the shelf
    I got the speed that will bring you to your knees
    I pay my bills with all the YouTube royalties!

    [Chorus]

    [Outro]
    shoooooooooooot
    shoooooooooooot
    --Josh
    “Formerly we suffered from crimes; now we suffer from laws.” - Tacitus.

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    Maybe why so many of the membership is gravitating to TDAs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LOKNLOD View Post
    Since we've been bumping threads... sorry for attention-whoring but I got to get this one out of my system.

    Back in Jan. '15 the video of Zero doing a "AIWB Sock holster" hit the youtubes:


    It didn't make it to this thread, but we were "discussing" it on Facebook and I wrote this one and gave Todd a special guest appearance as the guru of AIWB. We chuckled. That thread is long lost in the FB ether, but the son been hanging out in the "Notes" app on my iPhone since. I didn't want to to get lost forever if I forget and switch phones or something.

    A couple things recently triggered me remembering it, so here it is. Take a minute and remember Todd and give a buck or two (or at least $9.19) in his honor as TC notes here.


    "Drop It In A Sock" (obviously based on Drop it Like it's Hot [video])
    Instructor Zero (feat. Todd Green)

    [Intro]

    Shoooooooooooooot..

    [Chorus - instructor zero]
    When the profile is to low for ya
    Drop it in a sock
    Drop it in a sock
    Drop it in a sock
    When the holster cost to much for ya
    Drop it in a sock
    Drop it in a sock
    Drop it in a sock
    And if the mission has no latitude
    Drop it in a sock
    Drop it in a sock
    Drop it in a sock
    I got the Gshock on my arm and I'm pouring Monstah
    And I roll right on the ground cause I got the camera on

    [Guest Verse - Todd Green]
    Uh! I'm a nice dude, with some nice things
    See these Heirlooms, know how I got these?
    I'm a survivor, million dollar arm
    Metal in my bones like an x-man, son
    Finest leather holster, it's an S-M-E
    It's up front cuz I carry it A-I-W-bee
    I'm T to the O to the Double D G
    Todd Green get it right there is no E
    Custom steel that'll make you feel for a single stack of pills
    So don't try to run up on my ear talking bout a custom Glock
    Woodburner stipple job looking like a turd drop
    My 'smith works magic like an Asgardian
    Keep trying for that coin but you will fail again

    [Chorus]

    [Verse - Zero]
    I'm Italian, but ya'll knew that
    Da Instructor Zero, I kinda sound like Borat
    I keep frog shirt hanging on my front side
    But only skeleton, yeah that's the SEAL kind
    Ain't no other way to play the game with my skill
    I shoot so well, You think I must be the real deal
    Instructor Zero YouTube channel hero
    I don't fake it, just break it, and when I make it
    See I specialize in operatin' near naked
    No heavy gear, hot en-vee-rohment
    I will still be going after you are spent
    Beretta or a Glock, I use a sock, don't burn my... Self
    Take off the holster and just leave it on the shelf
    I got the speed that will bring you to your knees
    I pay my bills with all the YouTube royalties!

    [Chorus]

    [Outro]
    shoooooooooooot
    shoooooooooooot
    Nice.
    A while back someone posted a picture of Gaston from Beauty and the Beast in reference to Gaston Glock. I thought to myself "I bet LOKNLOD could do an awesome remake of the Gaston song with that."

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    Quote Originally Posted by NickA View Post
    Nice.
    A while back someone posted a picture of Gaston from Beauty and the Beast in reference to Gaston Glock. I thought to myself "I bet LOKNLOD could do an awesome remake of the Gaston song with that."


    It's funny because every time someone says Gaston (Glock) I always think of that song...
    --Josh
    “Formerly we suffered from crimes; now we suffer from laws.” - Tacitus.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Irelander View Post
    Bottom line: Zero seems like a cool guy. He just gets a little carried away with his advertisement videos. But apparently that is the kind of thing his clientele is drawn to and you have to give him props for his shooting skills.
    He's a twat YouTube personality pandering to boobs. Lots of views =/= intelligent.

    It's like how FPS Russia is entertaining to some folks. Stupid sells, especially on the internet.
    Last edited by Peally; 09-23-2016 at 08:11 AM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LOKNLOD View Post


    It's funny because every time someone says Gaston (Glock) I always think of that song...
    I listen to it all the time with the daughter on the way to school 😁

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