I just like the way he says "CONTACT!!" It's very Marvel-esque. "CONTACT! HULK SMASH!!"
Fairness leads to extinction much faster than harsh parameters.
If you're not in theater, shave your face.
It's really hard to sing this in your head in his Borat accent, but it's worth the effort:
SNAKE EYES
Everybody load up
Everybody load up
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey
If you can't understand what I'm trying to say
If you can't see my vids, on my youtube page
Maybe I'm going deaf,
Maybe I'm going blind
Maybe I'm out of my mind
Everybody load up
OK now that was close, I muzzled my own face
But I'm so tactical, baby, it's my nature
Just let me educate you
Hey, hey, hey
You just need one trainer
Hey, hey, hey
More rolls than a baker
And that's why I'm gon' take a good Glock
Gen 4 perfection
gives me erection
it's my selection
Cuz it's a good Glock
Can't let it get past me
Polymer special plastic
blog about my "blaster"
I put on the SNAKE EYES
Now I can't hit shit
But I know you want it
From the youtube comments
But you were a good shot
That way you practice
Must wanna get faster
Go ahead, draw at me
Everybody load up
--Josh
“Formerly we suffered from crimes; now we suffer from laws.” - Tacitus.