You can reach Chuck Norris at gmail@chucknorris.com
Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
Chuck Norris's balls have balls.
Chuck Norris never blows out his birthday candles. He breathes them in.
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
Chuck Norris was born 3 months premature...because he had asses to kick.
There's no natural selection. Just a list of species Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
Bob Loblaw lobs law bombs
Saw this on FB and thought it was appropriate....
That's AWESOME.Originally Posted by KeeFus
Saw this on FB and thought it was appropriate....
I bet he'd bitch about being associated with FB in any sort of way though...
--Josh
“Formerly we suffered from crimes; now we suffer from laws.” - Tacitus.
Chuck Norris once round housekicked someone so hard, his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and also killed Amelia Earhart.
The answer, it seems to me, is wrath. The mind cannot foresee its own advance. --FA Hayek Specialization is for insects.
Chuck Norris can hear sign language and speak Braille.
Chuck Norris beat Halo 1, 2, and 3 with a broken Guitar Hero controller.
Chuck Norris can cut a knife with butter.
Every Chuck Norris joke is a five star joke just because it says "Chuck Norris".
Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
If you can't taste the sarcasm, try licking the screen.
Gettin’ old and blind ain’t for sissies. ~ 41Magfan
Chuck Norris can drink Cutty Sark and piss Balvenie Portwood.
Classic!
Uh oh... I sense potential thread merge with the Scotch thread?
If you can't taste the sarcasm, try licking the screen.
Gettin’ old and blind ain’t for sissies. ~ 41Magfan
Um, don't cross the streams?Uh oh... I sense potential thread merge with the Scotch thread?
Jon
KC
Ignore Alien Orders
In Soviet Russia, life is the same for Chuck Norris as anywhere else.
The answer, it seems to me, is wrath. The mind cannot foresee its own advance. --FA Hayek Specialization is for insects.
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