When Chuck Norris wanted to get high, he snorted Charlie Sheen.
When Chuck Norris wanted to get high, he snorted Charlie Sheen.
Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he goes killing.
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris shaves by punching himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
And every time I type in "Chuck", SwiftKey automatically suggests "Norris", because SwiftKey doesn't want a roundhouse kick to the face.
When Chuck Norris' daughter lost her virginity, Chuck Norris found it and put it back.
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Gettin’ old and blind ain’t for sissies. ~ 41Magfan
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
--Josh
“Formerly we suffered from crimes; now we suffer from laws.” - Tacitus.
Now THAT'S a gem!
Chuck Norris threw a hand grenade and killed 50 people... and then the grenade exploded.
When Chuck gives you the finger he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in concrete.
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Chuck Norris was once asked how many pushups he can do.
His reply?
All of them.
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Beneath Chuck Norris' beard there is no chin. There is only another fist.
Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You pick up the wrong phone.
Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets know better than to miss.
Chuck actually died for years ago but the Grim Reaper doesn't have the nerve to tell him.
If you can't taste the sarcasm, try licking the screen.
Gettin’ old and blind ain’t for sissies. ~ 41Magfan
Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups. He pushes the Earth down.
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