Seen on FB recently so it must be true:
"Chuck Norris sold his soul to the Devil in exchange for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts skills. Shortly after the transaction was finalized Chuck roundhouse kicked the Devil in the face, and then took his soul back. The Devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad at Chuck and admitted that he 'should have seen it coming'. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month."
~ Typos brought to you by my laziness & in attention to detail.