Assuming I needed a gun, I'd be wishing I had something crew served and belt fed.
We're not all steely eyed gunmen who wear 5-stitch instructor belts to bed.
I know it's a tactical faux pas to admit in public (on a gun forum no less) that 10 minutes ago I was laying on the couch wearing nothing but Adidas basketball shorts and a T-shirt while listening to a podcast on my phone (condition WHITE! because I had ear buds stuffed in my ears!).
And yes *hangs head in shame* all I'm armed with is a 5 shot J-frame.
At this rate i'll be lucky if I live 'till my 43rd birthday next week.
I'm willing to bet the 5 cookies I just ate will have a greater chance of knocking years off my life span that my lounging around the house handgun selection.