*FACEPALM* Now we're on to SKI MASKS?? Realllllly???

[MD7305]

What if the ski mask has only one characteristic, say only one eye hole or no mouth opening? Wouldn't that make less scary and evil?

[Zhurdan]

What if the ski mask has only one characteristic, say only one eye hole or no mouth opening? Wouldn't that make less scary and evil?

Yeah, but then you'd have to cut a hole in the panty hose version.

[NickA]

It's a little known fact that you can order assault masks online and have them delivered to your door. And don't get me started on the snow show loophole! The REI lobby is killing our children.

And does anyone besides cops need three holes in a ski mask? With no mouth hole criminals won't be able to yell "GIVE ME THE MONEY!"
I mean, I support our tradition of winter sports, but I think it's time we have a reasonable conversation about common sense reforms in winter head coverings.

[Kyle Reese]

And does anyone besides cops need three holes in a ski mask? With no mouth hole criminals won't be able to yell "GIVE ME THE MONEY!"
I mean, I support our tradition of winter sports, but I think it's time we have a reasonable conversation about common sense reforms in winter head coverings.

That would interfere with urban wealth redistribution, no?

[NickA]

That would interfere with urban wealth redistribution, no?

Well I am a bourgeois elitist

[Tamara]

Now I know the rest of the story.

Today at lunch I went out to purchase some ski masks for an upcoming ski vacation with some buddies. To my surprise they were $50 each for the simple plain black ones. Horrified I asked "why so much". The harried sales person answered "I don't know, it's been crazy like this all day". By this time, there were hundreds of young folks gathering behind me with money in hand clamoring to get to the ski mask table.

I left, wondering why I hadn't stocked up on ski masks during the summer when they were plentiful and cheap.

...and that's the internet for today, kids. Submissions are closed.

[Corlissimo]

“It’s a traumatic experience,” said Ms. Wheeler, who was nearly carjacked by a man wearing a ski mask last year.

Ski mask = traumatic experience
No ski mask = < traumatic


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[orionz06]

I have 2 lightly used Under Armour masks, pre-ban, that I will sell to a DC resident only. $500+fees.

[Kyle Reese]

I have 2 lightly used Under Armour masks, pre-ban, that I will sell to a DC resident only. $500+fees.

Do they need to go thru an FFL, or can the transfer be done at an REI?

[orionz06]

Anyone call Dick's to see if they are pulling them all off the shelves?