I just started a petition on the White House petitions site, We the People. Will you sign it? http://wh.gov/PUma
Needs 150 signatures before they make it viewable for the public to see and vote on.
This petition is to ban forks. (Could've mentioned that in the OP, guy.)
The answer, it seems to me, is wrath. "Relax," said the night man. "We are programmed to deceive. You can log out any time you like, but you can never leave." Specialization is for insects.