I just started a petition on the White House petitions site, We the People. Will you sign it? http://wh.gov/PUma
Needs 150 signatures before they make it viewable for the public to see and vote on.
This petition is to ban forks. (Could've mentioned that in the OP, guy.)
The answer, it seems to me, is wrath. Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities. -Voltaire Specialization is for insects.