Well, that is not fair. You have two that work and I didn't get one that worked. Why would anyone need to have two guns that work when I was unfairly deprived of one through no fault of my own. You should redistribute one of them to me so that I can also have one that works. I tried to have a working one and I wanted to have one like yours. I don't even need your fancy mansion one, you can just send me the regular living wage one. It would be the fair thing to do.