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  1. 12-08-2023, 10:13 PM #21
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    It’s happened two times on wildland fire assignments where I roll into the first mid morning tapping the kidneys to be unable to find the fly on my boxers. Boxers on backwards.

    Getting dressed on the ground in the cold dark of some field somewhere.

    Hope the commute home wasn’t bad.
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  2. 12-08-2023, 10:16 PM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trooper224 View Post
    Friday isn't starting off well when, you get to work and only then do you notice this.
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    If this was pre-coffee and you were packing a Hi Power or 1911, you'll get a pass. A lot of things may be overlooked if the transgressor was packing God's gun...

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  3. 12-08-2023, 10:29 PM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bruce Cartwright View Post
    Trooper 224:

    If this was pre-coffee and you were packing a Hi Power or 1911, you'll get a pass. A lot of things may be overlooked if the transgressor was packing God's gun...

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    It was and I was, so there is that. However, God's Gun wasn't chambered in the Holy Caliber, but rather the Euro trash .380 Long Rifle. I suppose I'll have to say a few hail John Moses' in contrition.
    We may lose and we may win, but we will never be here again.......
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  4. 12-08-2023, 10:32 PM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by paherne View Post
    "How don't this happen?" Simple, stop buying ugly shoes. Both pairs are hideous! LOL
    I'm a government Morlock, style is against regs.
    We may lose and we may win, but we will never be here again.......
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  5. 12-08-2023, 10:48 PM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bruce Cartwright View Post
    . . . you were packing a Hi Power . . . . packing God's gun . . .
    Dieudonné Saive sure did design a great pistol, including giving us the, now ubiquitous, detachable staggered (aka "double stack") magazine, in a handgun.
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  6. 12-09-2023, 12:19 PM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bruce Cartwright View Post
    you were packing a Hi Power or 1911
    Quote Originally Posted by Trooper224 View Post
    God's Gun wasn't chambered in the Holy Caliber, but rather the Euro trash .380 Long Rifle.
    So.....it's a mash-up of the two?
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  7. 12-09-2023, 03:57 PM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chuck Whitlock View Post
    So.....it's a mash-up of the two?
    1911 in 9mm.
    We may lose and we may win, but we will never be here again.......
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  8. 12-09-2023, 04:20 PM #28
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    Ninth grade I had a Western Civilization teacher named Mrs. Jacobs. She was affectionately referred to (behind her back) as Mrs. J-Cups!

    Well one day she told us, "class I don't know how I did it. I work my slippers to school today." Of course me being Little Johnny and sitting in the back said, "you can't see your feet."
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  9. 12-09-2023, 10:09 PM #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trooper224 View Post
    Friday isn't starting off well when, you get to work and only then do you notice this.
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    I greatly admire anyone who wears one shoe made for the throttle and the other made for the clutch
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  10. 12-09-2023, 10:11 PM #30
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    Please tell me you had a brown belt on as well.
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