Once I reached the stage where I found myself fumbling with anything smaller than an Izula or an alox Victorinox Soldier, I began to stand on the sidelines and content myself with observing things like this.
That is small... as in "superscript" small.
The first season of the Canadian TV show "Corner Gas" had an episode called "Cell Phone," that dealt with phone envy ("But mine is small right? I mean how small would you say is normal? You get an inaccurate idea because you see smaller ones in movies and magazines and stuff. But for a normal person's cell phone mine is small... smaller than average.").