Not really a joke, it's true.
I'm one of those weird moderates that wants a Gov't that stays out of everyone's paycheck, spirituality, gun safe, pants, bedroom, and data/online activity.
Both sides want full control of my paycheck and my data. The Republicans want to control my pants and my bedroom, and the Dems want to control my spirituality and my gun safe.
Makes me dislike and distrust them both quite a bit. The Dems IMHO are more damaging to the whole that is the USA these days, but the Republicans have been responding by racing them to rock bottom.
The MSM of all flavors have spun into profit-driven propaganda factories.
The legal system has been hijacked by politics. Despite the hard work of lot of very good LEO's trying to save it, once anything hits a courtroom the result is very rarely anything resembling justice. My opinion. But when the usual results destroy the life of an otherwise honest person, but is just another Tuesday to repeat criminals, the system is broken.
I also find it abhorrent that any one company could be so involved in such a critical government process, regardless of how trustworthy or secure that company might think itself to be - or more specifically in this case of this thread topic - how might be able to defend itself from an antagonist or accuser in a courtroom.
Guess that makes me the enemy to both sides. See you all in the Gulags!