Finally a topic over which I can (well, will) claim authoritative knowledge!
I think @
UpDok 's definition captures the essence of a "hipster" overall:
But in my mind, a
gun hipster doesn't necessarily HAVE to be a
hipster in the general sense. Gun hipsters simply apply a more discriminating, pedantic--sometimes pretentious--perspective to firearms, specifically.
So, to clarify, I guess "hipster" doesn't HAVE to be a wholesale sense of identity; it is a particular way of seeing, experiencing and relating to a certain category of things. Being “hipster” means having a depth of knowledge and a fervent passion that exceeds the “functional norms” of the mainstream. You could have knife hipsters. Car hipsters. Watch hipsters. Unicorn hipsters. And in this case… gun hipsters.
Which I consider myself.
Moreover, I think there's a certain element of self-expression that comes with having extremely pointed, often personal, perspectives on items of interest: you end up ascribing some sense of self into the things you're passionate about.
So, with that in mind…
I’d say hipster guns are subjective. It all depends on what you’re into. In fact, I have different “gun hipster moods.” Sometimes I'm enamored by the Teutonic masterpieces of yore—like the Walther P88, the Walther P5 and the HK P9S. Other times, I find myself taken by the pragmatic American grit of the Smith & Wesson 3rd gens (and the Ruger P89—which is _uckin excellent, I might add).
But if I had to pick
one gun that gets my hipster juices flowing more than any other…
It’s my Walther P88 Compact.
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There’s a certain elegance about it that’s both functional and emotional. It’s not just a trophy piece; but it’s not just another DA/SA wondernine, either. It’s a gun I wanted since I realized they existed, back in my mid 20s. And it’s a gun that exceeds my expectations in just about every respect.
Yes. The Walther P88C is chicken soup to my gun-hipster soul.
But hey--don’t worry about it… I mean, it’s not like you’d get it, anyway.
I kid. I kid.
Thanks to @
FrankB for tipping me off to this exceedingly dope thread.