Shooting up substations has been a staple of a certain type of lolbertarian/dystopian/militia/accelerationist/whatever wank fic for decades but the HWFO guy thinks it’s an Oceans Eleven plot by random skells to rob a semi rural NC pawn shop.
I can’t even.
Did he talk to any actual cops to find out how these dudes actually rob pawn/gun stores? (Hint: It doesn’t involve coordinated sniper teams taking down the power grid while singing “Swing on a Star”. They steal a ‘93 Astro and drive it through the wall.)