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    Lamborghini Huracán Sterrato (and the official promo/commercial)

    While I love the concept of an off-road Huracan, the entire internet is making fun of this commercial. No reason why we can’t join up, too.







    Pretty weird.
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    He is speaking English, but I think the words were written by an ESL AI bot....

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    Less than 10% of 4Runners are ever intentionally taken off road. I doubt a single one of these (other than the one in the commercial) ever will.

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    Not certain why, but when I saw this commercial, I immediately thought of this scene from the movie "The Counselor" . . . .

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwHc-APXKIQ

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    Looks like @TCinVA already drove this thing, and shared his review by accident in another thread on P-F, but it was tested under the codename 'Lamborghini Anus'

    Quote Originally Posted by TCinVA View Post
    ..."The Lamborghini Anus is incredibly fast because it has an enormous technologically advanced engine controlled by sophisticated computer systems that are necessary at all times to keep the ponderous monstrosity under control, for it is certain that the kind of person who wants to drive around in the automotive equivalent of hardcore scat porn is far too busy licking the skidmarks in their own underwear to bother learning how to capably pilot the thing. This is automotive Sodom and Gamorrah, marketed to people who have incredible amounts of money and not the slightest bit of taste, self-awareness, or a functional cerebral cortex to go along with it. It is made to fit into a Jake Paul video where he markets the latest crypto/NFT scam. You would think it is impossible for something to be thoroughly banal and yet so vulgar the mere sight of it makes you despair for the future, and yet the Anus has achieved the unthinkable. Merely having been in it makes me feel a combination of numbness, shame, and hopelessness that makes you look forward to death. Because all good and beautiful things are dead. And this thing killed them."

    https://pistol-forum.com/showthread....=1#post1423002

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    Sounds like those Nigerian prince scammers finally got a real job writing advertising scripts for the Italians.

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    That's the worst commercial i've seen since Walther introduced the CREED.
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    I would…

    I would buy one.

    Interesting that Lambo is owned by VW…
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    Quote Originally Posted by JCN View Post
    I would buy one.
    Hopefully that goes without saying. It looks fun as all gitout - i'm a total sucker for the dirt/rally/offroad sports car sub-genre.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LOKNLOD View Post
    Hopefully that goes without saying. It looks fun as all gitout - i'm a total sucker for the dirt/rally/offroad sports car sub-genre.
    No, I would actually buy one. Haha.

    My wife asked if I was going to get on the list for one.

    I still think about buying a Ferrari FF as a 4 season daily driver.

    But I have a super strong preference for vehicles with dealerships local to me and Porsche is about as exotic as it gets.
    Currently I’m still within the acceptable dickhead parameter of PF 2017+.

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