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Thread: Does Blues run TSA's Twitter, and chicken guns.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CleverNickname View Post
    I guess it might a plausible claim that you forgot your gun was in a carryon's side pocket or something, but when it's wrapped in paper and shoved up a chicken I think that potential defense is non-existent.
    We had a Colombian guy we arrested in Miami that was trying to smuggle out a large amount of narco-currency in a piece of audio equipment. Inspectors called it in and we reported to the jetway.

    When we took apart the unit, we discovered that the cash was wrapped in aluminum foil and then masked by cardboard from a British Knights sneaker box.

    The guy was wearing a brand new pair of British Knights. (I sensed a connection, oddly enough.)

    He denied any knowledge, and decided to take it to trial, despite overwhelming evidence. I actually called a rep from the company who reported how few pairs of those shoes were sold in the Miami area back then...and the box matched the shoes. LOL.

    The jury wasn't out long.
    There's nothing civil about this war.

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    Last time I was down there I do recall seeing a Glock-fil-A on the way to the airport.

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    Please not be Florida Please not be Florida Please not b--. Crap.

    On topic: I bet that guy is going to get fried.

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    Guess he's destined to be a yardbird. Bet he has egg on his face now.
    There's nothing civil about this war.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BehindBlueI's View Post
    Why isn't this in the Florida thread?

    Mods?

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    New version of playing chicken with TSA.

    I've seen pistols buried in mud or sand, frozen in blocks of ice, then extricated and fired, but I've never seen one torture tested by shoving it up anything's ass then pulling it out and firing it. I'm sure there's some yahoo somewhere that will make a video like that...

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    Quote Originally Posted by blues View Post
    Guess he's destined to be a yardbird. Bet he has egg on his face now.
    He’s gonna be scrambling for street cred in the yard.
    #RESIST

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    Quote Originally Posted by LittleLebowski View Post
    He’s gonna be scrambling for street cred in the yard.
    Yup, now that he’s been poached by the TSA. That bust was over, easy.
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