COO of vegan company Beyond Meat takes bite out of man's nose

[HCountyGuy]

I keep saying all these attempts at replicating meat with...whatever the hell is in that stuff...is just a subconscious acknowledgement that they truly desire to eat meat.

This is just validation of that theory.

[blues]

I don't want to start unfounded rumors, but I suspect the victim was Flemish phlegmish.

[Stephanie B]

A top executive at plant-based food company Beyond Meat was arrested after he allegedly chomped down on a man’s nose during a fight outside Razorback Stadium in Arkansas Saturday.
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Ramsey, 53, was attempting to leave in his Bronco when a driver in a Subaru nudged his way in front of him and made contact with his front passenger side tire, KNWA-TV reported, citing a preliminary police report.
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Ramsey is accused of punching the Subaru driver and biting his nose so hard he ripped “the flesh on the tip” of it, the television station reported, citing the report.

https://nypost.com/2022/09/19/beyond...ing-mans-nose/

Did it taste like Soylent Green?

[Oldherkpilot]

Cows put up signs that say "Eat more chiken," but you don't see any chickens putting up signs that say " Eat more Beyond Meat." That's because even chickens have standards.

[entropy]

Cue Aaron Copland’s “Hoe-Down”.....