Originally Posted by
rob_s
Quick Ed Head story from that San Diego trip in... Christ I guess it would have been '89...
He loved being in the Border Patrol, and he loved being an instructor and a supervisor. So he was dying to show us the border. So we all load up in this big old two-door car of his (back when two-door cars could hold 6 people). Front seat was him driving, my younger brother in the middle, and his wife riding shotgun. Back seat was my dad behind Ed, me in the middle, mom behind my aunt.
We all roll down to the border from his house. Glocks were kinda new, and he was real happy to have an early one. Why I remember that fact will become clear in a minute.
As we are out driving around we pass two dudes in track suits walking down a dirt road carrying a gym bag. Ed says "yeah, those are mules". Another two minutes down the road, headed in the opposite direction from us and in the direction of the "mules" we pass a USBP SUV and Ed gives the driver a wave and says "that's one of my guys". Another minute later he says "let's go see if he picks up the mules!" and flips a K-turn in the middle of the dirt road, in the land yacht, and we head back the other direction. As we come around a bend we see the SUV pulled over, and the driver talking to the two track-suit guys. As we come around the corner, the two dudes take off in opposite directions, with the SUV pursuing one of them. Ed says "well, let's help him out!" and off we go in pursuit of the second guy. At some point we pull off into a side dirt road, my uncle kicks open the door, and goes running off into the scrub, only to come back a few seconds later with one of the track-suit mules, Glock to the back of his head, fingers interlaced on top, with Ed's other hand holding the hands in place. Ed brings him right over to the side of the car, makes him kneel down right next to the driver's side, with the entire family sitting there agape at the situation. As the mule's knees hit the ground, he locks eyes with me and my dad, and my dad just gives him a little wave, upon which my mom hisses "Bob, stop waving at him!"
Ed winds up getting the SUV guy on the radio and he comes and picks up our mule, with the other trussed up in the back.
We went on to go down to the border, spotlighting the illegals as they came across, before calling it a night.
One of the best times of my life, and I've told that story some hundreds of times in the last 30+ years.