I cannot like this post enough.
It would be fun to play with Staccatos and Beretta 92s, sometimes I get an itch to get back on the USP train, but when I look at my two totally getting-the-job-done Glocks, with the mags, the holsters, the .22 conversion, the laser dryfire barrel, the red dots, and the familiarity of the manipulations, the oh-god-cost of having that in what'll just be another "service/carry size 9mm", I just can't justify to myself the need or even desire spend the money and take the time when I could just spend all of that potential investment in just shooting more instead. I think the just shooting more instead will bring me more personal happiness.