Watching the other night, noticed the following:
-Yukon Cornelius carries his Colt appendix.
-Hermie, the elf who doesn't like to make toys and want's to be a dentist....
All the male elf's are baled, the only one who had hair in the form of a goatee it's color is brown.
Hermie has swooshy blond hair, much like the female elves.
All elf's have pointed ears.
Hermie has round ears.
Santa has round ears.
Female elves are cute, Mrs. Claus not so much.
Santa, what have you been up to?
Time for my whisky advent calendar....