I decided to help out in our medical ICU this month - new team, same COVID. We got to the last patient on rounds and the resident gave their introduction and overnight events before turning it over to the nurse for their report. This was yet another in a long line of dying COVID patients, but rather than mention the patient’s delirium or pain control, the nurse launches into a tirade about her struggles with the patient’s wife who wants to come visit her dying husband. However, this wife isn’t willing to abide by the hospital’s rules - just 2 hours of visitation per day for COVID patients. No, this wife has the audacity to want to stay longer than her allotted 2 hours, rules be damned. She even “snuck” in yesterday evening after her 2 hours, and really pissed off nurse Karen and her comrades who were now just itching for a confrontation. After all, doesn’t this bitch know that anything beyond 120 minutes and the whole unit will drop dead of COVID? Soon, she’ll ask for extra rations in the food lines….
It took me a minute to get us back on track, but I managed to get through this last patient and hurried out of the unit before I could say something that I’d regret.
As I left the unit and turned down the hallway towards the elevator, my eye caught a familiar framed picture. Every time I visited that unit my eye would catch it as I left for the elevator. Sometimes I’d stop a second to stare at it and wonder how it was received by some of the family members coming to visit. It was nicely framed above a plaque that read, “Frontline Heroes” and depicted the Iwo Jima flag raising. But, instead of Marines, this drawing depicted nurses and doctors struggling to implant the flagpole.
I’d probably seen that picture a hundred times. However, today I couldn’t help but connect it to the complete lack of humanity that I had witnessed on rounds.. Start telling people that they are heroes and they will eventually start acting like professional athletes. They inevitably see themselves above everyone else and develop a fetish for rules - especially when it allows them to wield power over someone else. I get it. We wanted to recognize the healthcare providers who work hard and unite around a common purpose. However, operation MEOW (moral equivalent of war) has a big downside in formulating an us vs them mentality that can be very hard to turn off. Well, we need to start turning this shit off before Nurse Karen gets promoted to general.