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    Site Supporter rdtompki's Avatar
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    Darwin Award Candidate

    Would-be catalytic converter thief bites the dust
    Didn't read the warning label.

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    We have a saying in the industry: stupid people die in stupid ways.
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    Life is short, but it's shorter if you're stupid.
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    Not another dime.

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    Play stupid games win stupid prizes….

    This type of theft has been going on for years. I’d be shocked if the pandemic had anything to do with it.
    Just a dog chauffeur that used to hold the dumb end of the leash.

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    Cause of death: smushed by a Prius

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    The R in F.A.R.T RevolverRob's Avatar
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    North Carolina man trying to steal catalytic converter killed in horrific accident
    They misspelled, "died because karma is a bitch".

    Saturday morning I was driving over to Autozone to pick up a bolt extractor. As I was driving I observed a gentleman walking down the street carrying a catalytic converter. I called PD and had them dispatch a car to hopefully have a chat with the fellow. Of course, carrying a sawn off catalytic converter while walking down the street doesn't rise to the level of probable cause here. We have the "these ain't my pants" defense here and it would only be a welfare check. But fuck it, gotta try something to maintain civilization around here.

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    Fuckin' Harbor Freight jackstands, man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KellyinAvon View Post
    Cause of death: smushed by a Prius
    So humiliating.
    #RESIST

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    Physics is a bitch!

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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnO View Post
    Physics is a bitch!



    That ^^^^ added to one of my favorite sayings: "Two things never sleep - rust & gravity."
    "We are the domestic pets of a human zoo we call civilization."

    Laurence Gonzales - "Deep Survival."

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