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Thread: Man Threatens TSA Agents, Strips Naked & Masturbates

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    Dot Driver Kyle Reese's Avatar
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    I figured that his name would have been Richard Cabeza.


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    Quote Originally Posted by blues View Post
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    Damn, I had that album!

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    Great, I have a flight tomorrow.

    Is there a Managing Unknown Wangs course?

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    TSA agents advised the 44 year old Minneapolis man to come quietly. Instead the suspect ejaculated loudly “It’s a free country!”

    “At first, he had himself well in hand,” explained the head agent. “But it soon turned into a sticky mess.”

    Afterward, the suspect went limp and was taken into custody.
    We wish to thank the United Network Command for Law and Enforcement, without whose assistance this program would not have been possible.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MickAK View Post
    Great, I have a flight tomorrow.

    Is there a Managing Unknown Wangs course?
    I couldn’t decide if I wanted to make a Debbie Harry or a Madonna joke here. But, y’all get the drift.

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    Site Supporter JohnO's Avatar
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    Maybe just maybe he was using "The Tug Toner"?


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    Should supply agents with that gadget that Dr. Pol takes to the male calves on the firm. Crunch!

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    It took 3 officers to subdue the man. "He wasn't a large guy, but he was 'jacked'" said one officer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Clusterfrack View Post
    It took 3 officers to subdue the man. "He wasn't a large guy, but he was 'jacked'" said one officer.
    Most def not chicken. To be fair, he was at a TSA choke point.
    ”But in the end all of these ideas just manufacture new criminals when the problem isn't a lack of criminals.” -JRB

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    Now I know why, when I retired, I swore I would never enter an airport again. Almost as bad as flip-flops, but not quite.

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