What's the best piece of advice you were ever given?

[ccmdfd]

Mas had three for old men:

1. Always pee when you can
2. Never trust a fart
3. A suggestion for the solitary vice which I am too polite to post here.

I added - never go up on the ladder anymore. Hire someone.

Love the first 3.

Agree with the ladder, but my Father never did. At 81 he was still climbing the things, much to my distress.

[NEPAKevin]

Mas had three for old men:

1. Always pee when you can
2. Never trust a fart
3. A suggestion for the solitary vice which I am too polite to post here.

I thought that was from the Bucket List: