kill the body and the head will dieOriginally Posted by MichaelOrick
kill the body and the head will die
How can you govern a country which has two hundred and forty-six varieties of cheese?
Charles de Gaulle
Never invest in anything that eats!
Just one?
Namesake great-grandma (heard this from my dad): "The first person you meet off the boat is you."
Favorite grandpa gave me two: "you can take a lot of $#!% when there are mouths to feed" and "Do not prevaricate, young man."
And from my pop: "Pay yourself first."
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"If I ever needed to hunt in a tuxedo, then this would be the rifle I'd take." - okie john
"Not being able to govern events, I govern myself." - Michel De Montaigne
Paraphrasing but someone once told me, “In life there are only so many fucks one can give.”
Focus on the things you can control but don’t waste time on the things you can’t.
Always cut the cards.
“Be happy while you’re livin for your a long time dead”.
Who you are, when no one is around to tell you what to do, is who you really are
Kids are like credit cards. You can pay now, or you can pay later with interest
They don’t pay you enough to NOT have fun. If they ever do, find another job
A man should always have a good pair of boots
Life is what happens while you’re off making plans
Home is where your wife is
Blinkers lie. Tires don’t
Work like you got the raise you want
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With the old man bladder syndrome that creeps up on you...
"Pee when you can, not when you need to!" -Institutionalized dude...
Mas had three for old men:
1. Always pee when you can
2. Never trust a fart
3. A suggestion for the solitary vice which I am too polite to post here.
I added - never go up on the ladder anymore. Hire someone.
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