What I bet my life on...

[Edster]

Oh. My. God.

Set the wayback machine to 2001 and cue Gecko45.

That is still some of the best shit the internet has ever produce.

I still smile at the comment, "If plan A is for you to take multiple rounds of .308 in your back, I would come up with a plan B. Good luck."

That was something like a clinic in trolling. His follow-up post was a masterpiece:

Thanks to everybody for the help. I am now thinking that the best thing to do is to have my wife make an "undervest" with pouches front and rear for the additional plates. This would let me have three plates in front (probably too hot and two in back. What I'm also asking her to do is to sew in a sleeve for an ASP collapsible baton. Right now I'm taping the ASP to my right calf (the left calf is where I have my G27).
It's okay for me to talk about my job, as long as I'm not specific. I am the Sergeant of a three-man Rapid Tactical Force at one of America's largest indoor retail shopping areas. Although there are typically between fifteen and twenty normal security officers working the beat there, we decided a while ago that it would be best to have a specilized force for violent individuals. We use modified electric vehicles and can be anywhere on a given floor within eight and a half minutes.

Naturally, the regular security people are unarmed. We "RTFers", by arrangement with the local police, carry high-strength OC spray and batons. If we have a full tactical alert and permission from the local LEOs we also have a Mossberg 500 with less-lethal rounds and two K-frame Smith .38s loaded with 158gr. LRN.

Basically, the situation is that we get the call, we lock up the situation, put everything five by five, and cordon the area until the local authorities arrive. We're cops, we just don't get the glory.

I am not permitted to carry Glocks on duty; however, when my wife picks me up from work I strap on the "Deadly Duo" of a 27 and 23, each with Bar-Sto .357 bbl.

I am writing a proposal to replace our current Mossberg/Smith armament with the following:

3) MP5K-PDW with red-dot sights;
2) G36 rifles using SS109 rounds;
3) Glock practical tacticles in .357 Sig
1) PSG-1 using Fed Gold Medal .308
1) Starlight scope for the PSG-1 in case we
lose power in the building.
3) Glock 27 backup guns
3) Kahr P-9 holdouts

I think this would make us capable of facing
nearly any situation. I'll let you know what the management says!!!

https://web.archive.org/web/20040706...ock%20Talk.htm

[TGS]

@Edster

What the actual fuck.

[Duelist]

@Edster

What the actual fuck.

Memorializing Gecko45. A man I aspire to never be compared to.

[SecondsCount]

@Edster

What the actual fuck.

Have you not heard of Gecko45?

[Joe in PNG]

The Original Mall Ninja!

[Trooper224]

[TGS]

Have you not heard of Gecko45?

I have.

The reaction is still the same every time.

[Jim Watson]

I have no idea what this thread is about, so here’s a gratuitous picture of my Staccato P.


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Pardon my PF Ignorance, but what is the checkered projection behind the holster?

[Kyle Reese]

Pardon my PF Ignorance, but what is the checkered projection behind the holster?

It’s a Staccato P.

https://staccato2011.com/handguns/staccato-p/


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[GearFondler]

Pardon my PF Ignorance, but what is the checkered projection behind the holster?

Are you perhaps referring to the Modwing? It sits behind your belt and increases the grip rotation into your body.