The most 70s thing you'll see today

[Lex Luthier]

There is a legitimate chance that several chicks named Lisa, Donna, and Pattie were knocked up in that car, er truck, whatever, while listening to Air Supply, Chicago, and Reo Speedwagon...

I would bet that at least one of the owners was named Carl. (apologies to anyone *here* named Carl)

[Trooper224]

Looks like Corvette Summers white trash cousin.

[Amp]

Not to mention the coke spoon.

And a leisure suit:

[Lost River]

I would SOOO drive that while sporting a Joe Dirt wig with a chick in the passenger seat who has a leather mini skirt and a Doobie Brothers shirt, just to mess with my daughter!

Rocking out to Little Feat!

[OlongJohnson]

Screw both of you for making me go refresh on Australian Falcon knowledge. Falcon utes come with fuel injection and maybe even turbos down there.

[OlongJohnson]

.... And as I just was typing this,my oldest Kimber just comes up the stairs listening to Black Sabbath, "Paranoid".. Shit You NOT!

She's 18.

I just asked her why she's listening to my stuff, and she asked if I even knew what that song was called .

As she called me an old man.

You done good, old man.

[KellyinAvon]

The tough part is that it's a '79.

The 6th Generation cars ('72-'76) were far more attractive than the 7th Generation ('77-'79), whose looks and larger size I frankly despise.

I have buddy who has offered me a free 460 if I ever wanted it, and there's a non-zero possibility that instead of yet another project gun, I'll want to get a 6th Gen project car to turn into some sort of "Apocalypse Car" along the lines of a Road Warrior Interceptor.

I'll concur with that. The Gran Torino dog house Rancheros were all right in my book. Don't get me wrong, a 68-70 El Camino would be preferred by this bow-tie guy...

[KellyinAvon]

Looks like Corvette Summers white trash cousin.

There should be a Constitutional Amendment banning doing this to a Corvette. And while we're at it, banning the designated hitter.

[Caballoflaco]

[Shotgun]

Yes folks, that's a 1979 Ford Ranchero, Ford's wrong answer to Chevy's El Camino. With that particular graphics package, the driver must have a porn 'stache, wear a cowboy hat, and leave the top 5 buttons of their shirt undone at all times while operating the vehicle per state law.

Wow! That is one fantastic time machine. That got me to thinking about only three TV channels, green shag carpet, lime green appliances, and 8 track tapes. Never had a leisure suit thank goodness. Some of you who have said you weren't around back then, well, you might have been conceived in something like this.

Just curious, how did you come across that? Are you in the market for a land boat?