The most 70s thing you'll see today

[RevolverRob]

Ranchero, yes.

This Ranchero-?

No.

Fuzzy dice and shag carpet?
No. Nay. Never. Absolutely NOT!

Do you also like fancy cheese and beard oil to go along with your small batch IPA?

[olstyn]

I'm leaning towards 'No', but mostly because I don't have a mullet.

This is a 100% solvable problem.

[MistWolf]

Do you also like fancy cheese and beard oil to go along with your small batch IPA?

Keep it up, Rob, and I'll tell the Cascadian hippies you're a fine purveyor of hand made scented candles and custom blend pumpkin spice and where to find ya!

I like cheese, fancy or not and don't know what an IPA is, small batch or large. No need for any sissy beard oil. My wife likes her man clean shaven.

Just for that, I won't tell you about the Root Beer Store at 20015 Highway 99, Suite G, Lynwood WA 98036. Probably ain't man enough to handle a good rootbeer, anyways!

I'm also not gonna tell you about my favorite Washington gunshop, Lynnwood Guns- just get off the Kingston Ferry and take the road straight up over the hill to 20829 Hwy 99 A, Lynnwood, WA 98036.

Yep. I'm just gonna keep that to myself...

[Edster]

The only people who don't feel a twinge of desire to own either a Ranchero or an El Camino what fuzzy dice and shag carpeting are vegans, commies, and people who enjoy 'locally brewed small batch IPAs'.

Really, all this is saying is your desire merely demonstrates that, "You're a red-blooded, dead animal eating, 'Merican."

I feel better about myself now. Thank you.

[OlongJohnson]

https://indianapolis.craigslist.org/...357901458.html for those of you who can't wait to take this bad boy home for $3k. Aviator shades not included.

Finally clicked on the link and noticed it's in Shelbyville. Why am I the first person to point this out? A bunch of heathen up in this thread.

[OlongJohnson]

Fortunately the RX7 came out that month and I went sporty.

You could just take the back glass off, or even leave it open, and you basically had a mini-Camino anyway.

[Lost River]

There is a legitimate chance that several chicks named Lisa, Donna, and Pattie were knocked up in that car, er truck, whatever, while listening to Air Supply, Chicago, and Reo Speedwagon...

[Duelist]

Yes folks, that's a 1979 Ford Ranchero, Ford's wrong answer to Chevy's El Camino. With that particular graphics package, the driver must have a porn 'stache, wear a cowboy hat, and leave the top 5 buttons of their shirt undone at all times while operating the vehicle per state law.

All staff was back on the high school campus today. One of the teachers showed with a ‘stache that would go perfectly with that car.

[Lost River]

.... And as I just was typing this,my oldest Kimber just comes up the stairs listening to Black Sabbath, "Paranoid".. Shit You NOT!

She's 18.

I just asked her why she's listening to my stuff, and she asked if I even knew what that song was called .

As she called me an old man.

[Joe in PNG]

Don't forget the gold chain necklace and nugget ring/bracelets.

Not to mention the coke spoon.