If they’re like the turkeys in my yard... I think you could use a hammer.
.22 in the ear hole all day long for me. But, since they’re game birds shooting one out of season and without a hunting license isn’t something I would recommend as it’s probably illegal where you live.
ETA: the post above mine makes me thin sword. A cavalry saber would do nicely and give you a bit of extra reach.
im strong, i can run faster than train
I think it will go down to a really good dry fire.
Doesn't read posts longer than two paragraphs.
I almost suggested the slingshot!
He apparently is now my daughter’s pet turkey…
Spent the night in that corner and gifted us with a pile of poop you’d swear was from a large dog.
22lr unless you have a healthy distance between you and the neighbors
In the ear will do the job
Though then again. - back when I lived in the country, was sitting on the deck watching a mama turkey and about 20-ish chick-lets doing the bobbing, weaving, crossing of the yard. A feral kitten is watching, too, and doing the slow stalk and edging his way up to tail-end Charlie of the chicks till he's in pounce distance and baby kitty's butt and tail start a wiggling in preparation for leaping on a fine turkey dinner. Mama turkey notices the tall grass a shifting and knows somethings not right, and WHAM! She takes to the air and dive / chases feral cat screeching down the hill. Gotta make that first shot count, man! :-)Originally Posted by jandbj
If they’re like the turkeys in my yard... I think you could use a hammer.
no one sees what's written on the spine of his own autobiography.
South Park style.
https://youtu.be/TUvXIqWaIRA
Dear Daughter,I almost suggested the slingshot!
He apparently is now my daughter’s pet turkey…
Spent the night in that corner and gifted us with a pile of poop you’d swear was from a large dog.
It is with heavy heart that I inform you poor Tom was found dead in he backyard. His Wake is 3 pm. Please bring a side dish, something to go with roast turkey.
Dad
We wish to thank the United Network Command for Law and Enforcement, without whose assistance this program would not have been possible.
.22 to the head if you want to eat it.
#RESIST
Reply With Quote