On this day, in 1775, the frigate USS Mayonnaise was attacked by the Mexican Navy near the Sandwich Islands. It was on a diplomatic mission to the Barbecue Coast to negotiate with House Atreides for exclusive rights to export Pumpkin Spice.

The battle began when Captain Christopher T. Columbus, commander of the three vessels named the Nina, Pinata and Miracle Whip, gave the now infamous order- "Sinka De Mayo!"