Just so this is completely clear;
This thread is mostly tongue-in-cheek...just for fun, hence the thread title and statement of, "let's play a game...". The idea of carrying these guns in any serious manner today is laughable, and the point of the thread isn't to explore their usefulness or find reasons to rationalize carrying a gun that otherwise should merit you getting pistol-whipped in the middle of the night by the ghost of Todd Louis Green.